Wednesday, January 23, 2008

KSK Celebrity Pickkake: The Cloverfield Monster

The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Next up, the Gotham-smashing star of Cloverfield.

RAAAWWWWRRRR SMASSHH!!!!

ANGRY!!!! I AM NOT GODZILLA!!!!

GIANTS BY FOUR!!!!!

19 comments:

QWIJIBO said...

Dear Cloverfield monster,
Great pick, but I wish you could have taken care of those 4 whiny Manhattan kids much sooner than 1 hour and 20 minutes, but great work nonetheless. Can you please target Boston next?

regards
qwijibo

Otto Man said...

If it's green, clumsy and tearing New York apart, it's going to be rooting for the Jets.

Pemulis said...

then i'm going to follow him to gate D to see some boobies!

Fried Yoda said...

is he green because he's about to smash new york is is he green because he's trying really hard to shit on new york?

Grimey said...

Punter's put on some weight

Rocky Top said...

This movie monster is totally unrealistic.

-Gregg Easterbrook

MMP said...

@grimey: This pic was taken about 18 months before the bathtub pic.

the great bambi said...

@ rocky top


honestly, how does a monster have such a perfectly manicured goatee? does he have a giant 5 story razor? TMQ is confused and angered by this lack of realism

the great bambi said...

so 17 months before the coke addiction, punter?

Rally Monkey Spanker said...

A Jet fan? Painted green? Topless? Drunk and trying to pick a fight? Picking against the Pats?

I come to this blog for humor, not truth!

SlickBomb said...

@mmp: I guess that's why you have so much hair.

Sorry, I had to.

the great bambi said...

@ rally monkey

so are you saying you can't handle the truth?

Otto Man said...

The more I look at that image, the more I see Mike Matusow getting bounced out of the World Series of Poker.

The giant phallic-like structure in the back would then be Phil Hellmuth.

Chip Fu said...

he's just mad because his movie sounds a merchant ivory production.

Five Pound Bag said...

Way to include a 'spoiler alert', asshole

Rally Monkey Spanker said...

@ Bambi

I need you on that wall.

I'm smart. I can handle the truth. Not dumb. Like people say. And I want RESPECT!

/slams hand down on arm of chair

the great bambi said...

@ rally

did you order the code red on NYC?

Slash said...

I agree with the Cloverfield monster.

And Pickkake is now my favorite. In its honor, I'm going to start incorporating "super fucking excited" into my daily speech.

Staying late at work? Super fucking excited!

In line at Starbucks behind some asshole ordering coffee drinks for 5 other people? Super fucking excited!

Super Bowl? Super fucking excited!

That is one versatile phrase.

Holly said...

Still waiting for the soap bubble beard monster, brah.