Thursday, January 17, 2008

KSKorrection: Mike Florio Less of a Twat Than Originally Reported

Yesterday, we made a mistake. We rushed to judgment in assuming that a rumored item featured on Pro Football Talk was incorrect. As we all know now, Patriots wide receiver Randy Moss did, indeed, get hit with a restraining order by a Florida woman.

Kissing Suzy Kolber regrets that PFT's Mike Florio is such a dickhead, causing us to prematurely jump at the possibility of his next fuck-up, whether it be Joe Theismann's death, Brett Favre's retirement, or some highfalutin tsk-tsk-ing at another blog just because his bitch ass got scooped.

But still, we apologize. We were wrong. Back to your regularly scheduled imagined conversations shortly.

8 comments:

The Last Unitard said...

So Odell Thurman was puking out the window of the car that Moss hit the lady with?

Narts said...

From ESPN.com:

"Brett is a mentally tough individual, so that plays a big part in his success [in the cold]," said Philadelphia Eagles offensive coordinator Marty Mornhinweg, who served as Favre's quarterbacks coach in Green Bay in 1996. "He also has huge hands and a really strong arm..."

Then, Peter King, dripping with anticipation, ripped off his Marty-mask...

Undead Zombie Horde said...

Florio is a cock.

I once emailed him with several paragrapghs outlining my argument questioning why Mike Vike was still the starter in Atlanta after Matt Schaub almost beat the Patriots. Oh and Vick clearly sucked.

The next day he posts a "rumor" that states "A league source is saying that...MY FUCKING EMAIL."

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Why do I feel like "Odell Thurman-related grudges" is a potential goldmine of a tag?

Corporate Cannon Fodder said...

I love CC retractions. Well done.

NFL Adam said...

He was on Rome today. Total douche-nozzle. The PFT guy, not Rome.

Chip Fu said...

Unfortunately, this fucking team can turn a parking ticket into motivation to destroy some other faggot team.

Lou Pickney said...

I'm a Florio fan. He updates his site constantly and tends to have news stories well ahead of the curve.