Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Cowboys' consolation: fans lead league in YouTube idiocy



Say what you will about those Lazy Tuesday goofs, but at least they didn't work too hard at looking ridicuwockle. These guys, on the other hand, seem to gone through Herculean efforts to look achingly dopey. I hope these dancers got paid. Not in money of course, but an ice cream sandwich sounds about right.


21 comments:

Raskolnikov said...

You don't need to be Michael Irvin to know that these guys' great great great great grandmas didn't pull one of them studs up out of the barn.

Dachs said...

Those retards make me embarrassed to be a Cowboys fan.

Although I do have that Romo poster, so, that's exciting.

Brady's a douchebag said...

These wiggers have taken douchiness to new heights (Door flies open). No more trips to Mexico with that ho'. I'm FUCKING CRAZY

PigBearMan? said...

I hate people.

Shigeru Miyamoto has a very unusual looking chin said...

Not nearly enough appreciation of Jason Witten to compete with Pats fans when it comes to whiteness.

But goddamn am I (Cowboys fan) sick of hearing about Tony Romo by now. Twice he's choked in the playoffs, until he proves himself in the postseason shut up about him and check out the college prospects, because we might end up needing a new QB in a year or two.

Fried Yoda said...

Thank you for waking up the sociopath in me

MoonshineMike said...

Wow. There is nothing that people can say about Steelers fans now.

Raskolnikov said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkTYNHZV39E

I don't have to say anything, mike.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NOTHING!!

donnie said...

This is the greatest thing in the history of the universe for all time throughout perpetuity.

Thank you Cowboys fans. You are truly amazing.

Otto Man said...

I haven't been this moved by a video since I first saw "Lazy Scranton."

Who's Your Daddy said...

I would just like to say congratulations to the guys behind this video, it just vaulted Vanilla Ice for the #1 reason white people should not rap or dance on camera.

#3 is the Green Bay fans KSK referred to as The Unbearable Whiteness of Being ...

Otto Man said...

Alright, I just watched "Lazy Tuesday."

Move over, kids, there's a new sheriff of shittiness in town.

miamidiesel said...

You have to admit though, the video editing was excellent - the only thing missing was some star wipes. And besides that, just wow.

Ryan The Intern said...

What's the greatest thing to ever come out of Louisville? Well, after Lazy Tuesday, Muhammad Ali's gotta be shaking in his boots.

flubby said...

UK is in Lexington, ryan... please don't besmirch the Ville

miamidiesel said...

Also, their drop-back and throwing motions need some serious work. Their dance moves on the other hand, are fucking hypnotic.

Ryan The Intern said...

I was actually referring to the Ballard High alumnus that wrote that masterpiece (he's the first fellow shown). Louisville hasn't seen a visionary like that since Hunter Thompson.

flubby said...

wow, a Ballard alum... Allan Houston would be mortified

Chamomiles Davis said...

Mitt Romney admires their mad skillz.

Mike said...

Oh my god. This is the worst song ever. It's worse than the Pats remix of "Low" being played by the hip hop stations here.