Friday, January 25, 2008

Celebrity Super Bowl Pick: Herschel Walker


The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Up next, college football great turned author Herschel Walker

Football? I'm afraid of I've never heard of such a past-time. Is it anything like that rounders game General Doubleday's men played during their stops on the way to Antietam? As a young man in Illinois, I gained a bit of regional renown as a wrestler, but I know nothing of this game of which you speak.

Now, if you please, I must get back to the business of salving the wounds where our great Union was split in twain. This arduous task is complicated by the well-intended yet nonetheless vexing distractions of the First Lady. She insists upon viewing some bit of nonsense called "Our American Cousin" this evening. Enjoy your "Soup Or Bowl", as you call it.

6 comments:

devang said...

How many of his personalities will we be hearing from?

No "I could do this all day" tag?

Otto Man said...

Dadgum Lincoln lover!

Phony Gwynn said...

This is disgusting and wrong I am shocked mental illness is a serious offense and anybody that employs either the flubby or the MJP should be ashamed of themselfs and not be allowed to make aney money you are all stupid selfish people how dare you make fun of somebody for somethign over which they have not control over you are despicable and...

Oh, this isn't Yahoo? Sorry.

Big Daddy Drew said...

It's times like this I wish we lived under a ruler, like Hitler, or Stalin, or Jim Jones.

85 said...

It's times like this when people who don't understand MJD columns wish we had a ruler like Hitler.

Grimey said...

Unfortunately, Herschel Walker got hammered in the ass so much, that he actually died of being hammered in the ass.