Kissing Suzy Kolber: Really? You Want ME To Coach Your Team?

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Really? You Want ME To Coach Your Team?

Really? The HEAD coach? Holy shit. Even I don't know who I am.

12 comments:

The Cajun Boy said...: hopefully he will use this platform to give voice to the silent tragedy of coaches inflicted with carpal tunnel syndrome.; 1:15 PM, January 19, 2008
Anonymous said...: Are we certain the Ravens didn't think they were hiring Jim Harbaugh to both coach and play QB?; 1:21 PM, January 19, 2008
PUNTE said...: "You see, fellas: grabbing a woman's tit is like grabbing a bag of sand."

/reach; 1:22 PM, January 19, 2008
Christmas Ape said...: It's not Cowher! It's not Cowher!

/does a jig
/shits pants; 1:31 PM, January 19, 2008
Happy Fun Miles said...: I'm really torn as to whether or not this was better than that Constance Fry-singin' Princeton douchenozzle.

Why didn't Martz get consideration, damnit?; 1:40 PM, January 19, 2008
Jon said...: If Harbaugh does QB-Coach, it'll be the best movie about a player/coach since Slapshot.

I read this and said 'Secondary for the Eagles? Were they any good this year?'; 1:59 PM, January 19, 2008
peytonloveskenny said...: Here's hoping he's just as incompetent as the Bri.; 2:09 PM, January 19, 2008
Alan said...: New Ravens Coach is watching you auto-erotic asphyxiate.

/loljock; 3:05 PM, January 19, 2008
Unknown said...: over/under on the number of days until RayRay stabs his new HC?

I say 100.; 4:03 PM, January 19, 2008
Tracer Bullet said...: Let's hope he takes Rory Seagrist with him because the Eagles special teams were fucking awful this year.; 4:39 PM, January 19, 2008
PotsNPans said...: Is there some kind of contest in the AFC North to hire the least qualified coaches??; 11:03 PM, January 20, 2008
Anonymous said...: Does anyone else remember that episode of Night Court where Harry explains how he ended up being appointed a judge?; 12:56 PM, January 21, 2008

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