Monday, January 21, 2008

Daaaahkie Day is Really Paytreeuts Day


All ya haters say we gowt a problem with tha daaaahkies in Bahstan but we elected a black gov'nah in Massachusetts and it's nice to see the daaaahkies finally gave us something in return: A day off to celebrate tha Paytreeuts domination a' tha Chaaaaaarjahs and a return to tha Sooper Bowl! 18-0, ya shitbawxes!

Naturally, there's Welkah finding the endzone, like always. And Tommy Brady overcoming a few minor setbacks, nah thanks to that lazy daaaarkie Moss. What's with being a non-factah in the playoffs, ya shiftless daaaahkie!

19 comments:

Ben said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...

the great bambi said...

What do you mean Moss was a non-factah? The all-knowing Bill Simmons said, "Do you really think Randy Moss -- someone who always shows up for big games -- isn't coming out of Round 2 with one huge play?" So of course Moss was a factah...wait, what? He only had 2 catches in two playoff games? Bill Simmons was emasculated by his hag of a wife for the 2nd season in a row and both still need to die slow and agonizing deaths?

Jon said...

Moss was doing a lot of lead-blocking on those 15 yard Faulk and Welker pickups. He also had a sweet block on Castillo where he took two chargers out of the play.

Oh, I'm sorry. You were trying to be funny. I'll show myself out.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Manning will be in town early for the big (squash)game.

http://arizona.us-squash.org/news/2008-grand-canyon-state-games-squash-tucson/

futuremrsrickankiel said...

There are far too many R's in this post for it to be authentic.

...should that be "faah too many aaaah's"?

naptown drew said...

Can we please just nuke Boston already? I mean come on now...

naptown drew said...

By the way, any takers on the "GAY-TRIOTS" t-shirts yet?

Mike said...

I'm glad to see that Boston now refers to African Americans as "darkies" instead of "spooks".

Progress is progress, folks.

Boston - we salute you!

ColeTrain said...

@mike

"Spook" means "spy" now.

the great bambi said...

so should they change it to "spook vs. spy" so you can differentiate between the white spy and the black spy?

Mike said...

I just thought I'd point out that thebostonchannel.com (ABC affiliate here in Mass) has a story on the main page about how MLK was actually unpopular with a majority of people and not the great, popular leader we remember him as.

Awesome story to run on the day of his memory.

I fucking hate my local news.

Mongo said...

As a former masshole (I moved out) it's sad to say that the satire is pretty spot on for too many people.

The only complaint is that I have never heard a person called a shitbawx. Plenty of cars (or cahs) but no people.

Chamomiles Davis said...

I just finished reading "Letter from A Birmingham Jail." It is powerful stuff. Dr. King mentions how the white religious leaders of Southern towns such as Birmingham and Albany, Georgia can overcome their apathy towards the civil rights movement and embrace true moral justice.

Then he gets around to Boston, and all King writes is, "Man, fuck those pasty micks sideways."

True story!

Anthony said...

Did you know that MLK went to Boston University for his doctorate? And that he plagiarized his thesis?

FREAKIN DAHKIE!

StuScottBooyahs said...

HEY APE THIS IS TOMMY FROM QUINZEE YOU FACKIN DAHKIE LOVING HOMOOOOO

COME UP HEEAH TO BAWSTON AND SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE, YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT YA FACKIN QUEE-AH!!!!!!!!

Dink said...

It boggles the mind to think of the amount of clearcutting that had to occur to provide each and every Masshole with a stick to ram up their ass.

twoeightnine said...

They only have one stick. They just take turns ramming it up each others asses.

Rally Monkey Spanker said...

Sharing one stick? That's disgusting! It's how disease gets spread. Don't those Massholes know that it's cold and flu season. I hope they use protection, like a glove.

dickey simpkins said...

This isn't funny at all. Boston has the same racism as any major city.

Sincerely,

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