Sunday, January 20, 2008

Boston Vs. New York? Oh, That's F--king Original


Good to see you two towns get such needed press coverage. Why don't you go to the gym and pump each other?

17 comments:

I'm in a Frat said...

This is the nightmare of all nightmares.

MemphisRaines said...

ffffuuuuuuucccckkkkkkkk

ben said...

I seriously felt like rooting for the Pack vs. the Pats would at least have honor to it.

Now, rooting for Elisha and all the Giants fans? I can't even get up the heart to cry.

NFL Karma is dead. It left with Tags.

Bistroist said...

Hey, you know what's worse than being forced to root for the fucking Marmalard?

I didn't, either.

larry b said...

The Cleveland Indians stopped this kind of thing from happening last October. So maybe that was the problem this time around- the Browns weren't available to beat the Patriots? Maybe? No?

Fuck you in advance for what you're going to do for the next 2 weeks, ESPN.

H Cuz said...

I live in Giants country, can't fucking stand the Giants and all the local slurping they get. I am actually reduced to rooting for the Pats in two weeks just to avoid another seven fucking months of this.

Fuck you, Al Harris.

Scott said...

hello non-NY/NE. welcome to your imposed irrelevance.

meanwhile, i'm going to go stroke myself to the massive coverage slathered upon my homeland.

Punch Rockgroin said...

Regardless, this is going to be a looooonnnnggg offseason.

dickey simpkins said...

I don't want to live in a world where Phillip Rivers and Eli Manning garner respect and admiration. On the plus side, I would greatly love to see Brandon Jacobs just annihilate HGHarrison or one of their crusty linebackers.

Tom Holzerman said...

I'm literally sick to my stomach right now. And I only have two things to comfort me:

1 - At least it's not the Cowboys
2 - At least there's a chance that the douchebag '72 Dolphins will finally shut the fuck up

Seriously though, I'm about to vomit.

Russell K said...

guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

How long until the draft?

fallex said...

This Giants team totally reminds me of the 2007 Colorado Rockies.

/Simmons next column

devang said...

I'm a Giants fan, and even I'm not optimistic against the Pats.

Let's see, Pats beat Giants to go 16-0. Now they'll probably beat the Giants to go 19-0. 69 for all cum guzzling Massholes on Feb 4th. Better you die than fade away; cause you're never going to fade away in my fucking lifetime.

My revelry is short lived as hate takes over quickly.

Scott said...

Russell: why? want to see who the Patriots will take with their top 10 pick?

Mike said...

And the Bruins/Rangers just played a home and home series too. I think the Celtics play the Knicks soon too.

I'm getting sick of NYC.

Tom Holzerman said...

mike, I think you're getting sick of the wrong city...

Slash said...

Wow, nothing like seeing two large, bearded men kissing to start off the week.

Thanks.