We're Gonna Take the Ball and We're Gonna Get Two or Three First Downs. Then We're Probably Going to Punt
If old age has granted me any wisdom, it's that I've learned to temper my expectations a touch. I'm a much more mature man than I was in those days.
No staying up past 11, no drives longer than six minutes. It wears me down. I'm just trying to keep it at an even keel these days.
Whew. Hey. Hold on, Aaron Kampman. Let's say we take a breather and head over to the Robeks for a boysenberry smoothie? My treat.
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Nice pic of Matt. Looks like "Tommy Terrific" got him up the ass before he had to fly back to play Jacksonville.
Normally I'd be all over that photo like Grady Jackson on a honey-baked ham, but Matt Hasselbeck led me to a fantasy title this year.
Out of gratitude, then, I will not say that he looks like Billy Bob Thornton on an ether bender.
Definitely another case of UFIA or Peter King's magic wand back in action!
Isn't it about time that Favre had a "4 'WTF' INTs off his back foot" day though?
Seattle for the win, i'm tossing something on the moneyline just to piss off ufford.
in other news, The Hass would like an exotic nurse to rub oil on his head.
Yeah Maj, just like how Peter King picked AGAINST his precious Bretty Bear, and went with the Seahawks. The sports media, after a full week of Favre-slurping, has decided to pick Seattle just to jinx them into defeat.
I liked it better last week, when everyone thought we'd lose....
Also, in case anyone wanted to know why Hasselbeck has been bald since he turned 20, here is why:
http://blogs.thenewstribune.com/seahawks/?title=how_hasselbeck_lost_his_hair_1&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
Yeah, the dude got hit by LIGHTNING! That's a totally bad-ass way to go all chrome-dome, unlike the rest of those pansies who go bald due to genetics and stress. HASS GONNA SHOCK GREEN BAY WITH HIS NOT-THROWING-STUPID-INTERCEPTION ABILITY, BITCHES!!!
When did the Seahawks sign Lobot?
http://blogs.thenewstribune.com/seahawks/?title=how_hasselbe
ck_lost_his_hair_1&more=1&c=1&tb=1&pb=1
I wish I had the awesome ability to insert hyperlinks into my comments...BITCHES!!!
NHZ said...
Isn't it about time that Favre had a "4 'WTF' INTs off his back foot" day though?
He was well on his way in the Cowboy game before he got hurt. Maybe it's out of his system now.
Packers wasting no time in shitting the bed.
Wow, not even five minutes in and it's 14-0 C-Hox. Uff must be pitching a tent at whatever tittie-bar he's at... and he's probably pretty happy about the game too
Packers wasting no time in shitting the bed.
They always say that between the crowd noise and the harsh weather, Lambeau is a tough place to play. I just never knew that applied to the home team too.
I think Sean Taylor wants the Packers to win
Holy fumble, Batman! Good thing Marcus Pollard isn't a Colt anymore.
After spending most of the day looking at wedding dresses with my college roommate who's getting married, Five Guys + beer + playoffs = 10 throwgasms.
hawks got screwed...check this pic out...1st quarter 4th down play
http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n225/apratheep/packs_hawks.jpg
No way, pratheep... I think this replay will prove that you're wrong
Way to blow 14 gifted points, Seahawks. You're, uhh, ahh, not so good.
Jeez, 42-6 Packers after the first five minutes of the game. Peter King must be pitching a tent at his NAMBLA meeting... and he's probably thrilled about the game too.
Fucking bums. I hope someone shoots John Marshall.
So how about them C-hox...being ah as mediocre as their lame ass division. At least it would have been more fun seeing Kurt Warner throw for 600 yards and 8 INT's.
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