Introducing KSK Slashies, T-Shirts For All Your Chemically Altered Moods
Ever wanted to buy a KSK t-shirt, only to realize, “Hey, I’m the only asshole who’s gonna get the joke on here!” Well, fear not. For we have devised a line of t-shirts that will not only make you more appealing to the opposite sex, but will also act as a vital mood indicator. For instance, are you drunk?
Now Jerramy Stevens knows he can pull you into the bushes and have his way with you! Or, are you high? Of course you are. No one reads this site while lucid! So make sure your parents are aware with this jazzy number.
Or perhaps you’re feeling romantic. You love KSK, but what you really need is love. Well, this Namath-inspired number will have you locking lips with anonymous drifters in no time!
Yes, KSK Slashies. Simple. Elegant. And ready to accommodate all your future vomit stains. Any t-shirt can make a fashion statement. But what the world really needs is a t-shirt that makes a literal statement about just how aimless and sad your life is! Whee!!!!
And if you have any suggestion for new Slashies, let us hear ‘em.
51 comments:
/jerks self raw
/critical of anti-Boston sentiment
/You would be well advised to make an inquiryyyyyyyyy
/winces at 37 bambi comments
No, I keed.
/already admitting defeat
or something I always tried to impress upon the females
/Mickey Mouse Club reject
/finished shitting on you
Can we pretty please get the "/wants to kiss you" one in a ladies shirt? Try and position the text so it lies neatly across both nipples.
/is fucking crazy
Jerramy Stephens is intrigued by your ideas and wonders if he could use your shirt as a plausible defense for rape charges.
/stabs Jerramy Stephens in the eye with a cactus
One of my favorites from the Cumslinger:
/finds woman, nails her
Perfect for frat parties or hanging at Kerney's place, I guess.
I demand "/shits pants" to be available in onesie format for my newborn son.
/roofies
no seriously tho, you cant wear these shirts. i'd beat myself up if i saw myself in one.
/asks somebody
/you betta ask somebodddddyyyy
@Ken Dynamo: yeah, I think the only one I could justify is /shits pants
Maybe we need this?
/kicks own ass
/Kordell
/kills self
/hates Axl
/amuses self but no one else
Ladies /wanna and Onesie are up.
/masturbates the ball down the feel
Awesome! Friday night game plan from here on out:
1. Put on "/wants to kiss you" shirt
2. Drink enough to make it true for just about every guy I look at
I'm sure to meet the man of my dreams! That's how it works, right?
/\_______________\o/ AHHH SHARK
@pemulis: +1
@fmra: Would you settle for a tablespoon of warm jiz in your hair?
Also, "/shits pants" is a bloggistered trademark of Dallamora, Bois, et. al L.L.C. We're only supposed to steal ideas from large, uncaring entities, not other bloggers.
These ain't no slashies folks.. these are the pure breeds.
/kills self
@futuremrs: the "/wants to kiss you" is packaged as a buy-one-get-one-free offer with the "/walk of shame" shirt to be worn the morning after
Since I'm constantly interrupting everyone I talk to, I'd better wear this t-shirt...
/threadjack
/hates life
/WHITE GALLON OUTPOUR
I mean, that way at least Vrabel will know what my t-shirt means...
/NOOOOOOOOO!!!
/Fuck and Yes
/shits towel
How about a PK shirt with a "milk" mustache.
/got Favre?
289 or Dan V., get on it please?
/Smirres
/Can I give you an Osi?
/fuck it, going deep!
/begul shittin'
/Welkaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
/i could do this all day
/construda
/ya betta ask somebodddddaaayyy
or
/[Door Flies Open]
/agrees with chamomile and dc... we need marmalard and construda slashies.
/notsomuch
/drops duece
/ms. brady
/can't feel feelings
/leaves room
/getting back in bed
/washes u ass
/rape chamber
/free ookie
I'm alarmed, given the prevalence of the slash-phrase construction in normal threads, how certain people are putting just any phrase there and not a predicate.
I do second the Kordell idea though. Or maybe:
QB/WR/RB/Punter/benchwarmer
/hopes he saved his money
/meast
/nothing a big dick wouldn't fix
/feels the Volektricity
/EVERYTHING I SAY IS IMPORTANT
/CHEEZ DOODLE CONNISSEUR
/grows Neckbeard
and i seriously vote for:
/you would be well advised to make an inquiryyyyyyyyyyy
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