Friday, January 11, 2008

Too Many Mothaf--kas Spoofing My S--t

Jermaine Wiggins: Hey Brit.

Brett Favre: Hey Jermaine.

Jermaine: Heard you had a gig this weekend.

Brett: Yeh ... yeh.

Jermaine: How'd that come about?

Brett: Oh. You know.

Had this project I've been working on for a while.

Jermaine: Do you need a tight end?

Brett: No ... no. Don't need a tight end.

Jermaine: Well, how's that work then? I thought we were part of a band. A band of brothers. In the sibling, non-ethnic sense. Now I find myself with no projects of my own. I'm like a brother in the projects of no projects. I'm like a free... a free floating agent, but without an actual agent because I'm old and useless.

Brett: Well, I'm sorry Jermaine.


Mel Kiper, Jr.: Heeeeey guyyyyys.

Brett: Yeah. Hey Mel.

Mel: What's going on?

Jermaine: Brit says he's doing his own gig this weekend. Doesn't need the band.

Mel: Oooooooh.

Why are you doing that, Brett?

Brett: It's been going on a while. I'm surprised you haven't heard about it.

Jermaine: Maybe I've just been caring a bit too much about the band. The band we started.

Brett: Is this going to be an issue?

Jermaine: I think it just might, Brit.

Mel: Are you guys going to fight? Like, physically? Like going at each other like wild rams? Banging up against each other and rolling around in the dirt with RAW VISCERAL energy? Get your animal urges flowing? I think you should do that.

Peter King: Erection? Present.

42 comments:

Chamomiles Davis said...

Ape,

I just got the DVD for Christmas. I kept putting off watching it, but after having read this, I am definitely sitting down and watching the shit out of it this weekend.

QWIJIBO said...

Cheer up Aaron(Rodgers), you got a job, and all your limbs. People will call you gingerballs, they don't know what to see, they just see gingerballs. GINGERBALLS!

Upstate Underdog said...

Warning this might be a spoiler for anyone that hasn't seen the entire season of FotC.









Mel is now a Crazy Doggs fan.

Rant_Casey said...

just seeing that little puppy come out of that dog's pussy was so beautiful

Otto Man said...

She's so hot, she's making me sexist. Bitch.

RonaldoMexico said...

Put it together with the tape. The tape of love.






The sticky stuff.

Otto Man said...

Jermaine's mistake was not going by J-Dog.

It’s street language. You know, you just take the first letter of your name and put dog on the end of it, and all the other dogs sort of respect you.

Chamomiles Davis said...

Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit DAH-ta back to Earth?

(I'll bet you do, you freaky old bastard, you.)

SlideShow Bob said...

They r much better live, The Humans R Dead is to this day stuck in my head.

RonaldoMexico said...

The binary solo was priceless

Rant_Casey said...

Fellow robots, or 'robros', what we have done is wrong. By destroying the humans because of their destructive capabilities and tenancies, we too have been... well... it was kind of ironic.

Big Daddy Drew said...

How come you don't tickle me?

Derrick said...

What the hell are you all talking about?

tylerdurdan said...

SANDWICH HIT MY FACE!

Unsilent Majority said...

Baguette?

tylerdurdan said...

Tuesdays the night we go to your mothers house, wednesday is the night we make love. Conditions are perfect.

Rant_Casey said...

Croissant?

Upstate Underdog said...

Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

Who ya got ?

QWIJIBO said...

Dick Vermeil- "i'm not crying, it's an inflammation in my tear duct."

RonaldoMexico said...

Well, Hiphopopotamus does have the lyrics that are bottomless...


word

Phony Gwynn said...

I think PK took his shoes off ... because it's business time.

NHZ said...

I wonder if Peter King cries when he reads posts like this one...

Good work (though I'm bound to favor any post that makes fun of that idiot).

Phony Gwynn said...

So Madden is Mel's husband, right? Because he can drive them all over in the bus?

RonaldoMexico said...

Hot bod. Gross face. I get it. Just hit that shit from behind.

SlideShow Bob said...

There aint no party like my Nana's tea party

Unsilent Majority said...

She’s a pastry chef and a sniper.

Grimey said...

Dwayne Bowe-ie's in SPAY-ACE

smurphette said...

You're so pretty, like a tree or a high class prostitute . . .

Signal to Noise said...

Brett just wants to let PK know that a kiss is not a contract.

D_Smag said...

just fyi, there is no 'r' in Jemaine's name

John John The Bastard said...

@UU
They call me rhymenocerous, not because I'm fat or because I got birds on back. because I'm Horny! (horny)

DougOLis said...

foux da fa fa?

Mark said...

I think you've gotta use honesty here... I mean...you know... it's always the best policy. Like, the other day there was five... well maybe there was like four... really hot foreign chicks (either like Swedish or Korean) in my shop, and they were like "Dave, we wanna have a five way with you." I just told them "Honestly, Okay."

Unsilent Majority said...

Wiggins' first name is Jermaine.

dickey simpkins said...

I dunno how hip I can be if I hate this show...even though I love 30 Rock and Arrested Development.

Nick said...

Just finished watching the season for the first time last night. Funny as hell. Didn't know so many other people knew about it, seeing as I hadn't even heard about it until I saw it three nights ago...

impresario919 said...

What the hell show are we talking about?

Otto Man said...
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Otto Man said...

Team Building Exercise '99!

Otto Man said...

What the hell show are we talking about?

HBO's "Flight of the Conchords."

If you've never seen it, start here.

Dickens Cider said...

I don't rap about bitches and hoes, I rap about witches and trolls...DON'T WEAR THE MAGICAL BLING-BLING!

Boy Howdy said...

"They did make some of their best music back then."

"Rumors?"

"No, that's all true."