Unsilent Majority, Now In Convenient Person Form
Our own Maj was a co-host of this week's Blog Show with Jamie Mottram. And I really have only one thing to say about his appearance.
YOU MEAN HE'S NOT BLACK?!!!!?!?!?!
Well, that is a fucking tragedy. Like most of you, I had a certain vision of what our Maj would look like. I thought he was a big burly black man who became a centaur by night. I also hoped he'd be taller. And that he wouldn't sound like a Time/Life operator.
29 comments:
Time/Life? I wish!
That's the big league Drew, I'm down in the rookie league of Duron Paint Customer Service.
That was so exciting I almost woke up.
Did they rouse you from a coma right before they shot that?
That was like watching Ben Stein on qualuudes.
Jack Bogart, Cougar, what? Get the marbles outta your mouth Jamie!!
UM, did you do a bowl before getting on that show? You sure as fuck sounded like it!!
I dunno, the nose isn't crooked enough for me to classify him as a jew.
I don't have any sound, but why did Mottram have Nice Guy Eddie Cabot on?
Not Black?// he has to be passing....
UM is like the Belichick of Blog Show with that hoodie on.
/mumbles something
I dunno about looking jewish, but he does look like a giant douche.
Did you say "tensile strength" or "gentile strength?"
It's so weird to see a blogger for the first time. Like the first time I saw Stephen A. Smith.
Inaudible Majority?
Watching YouTube videos on YouTube must disturb the space/time continuum. And so does Unsilent's sweatshirt!
I liked Devang all the way until I saw the phrase "Do a Bowl"
Mind if I do a j?
-The Dude
Note to self: Get six pack of Genesis Ale on way home.
L'Chaim!
Sen. Bill Frist has reviewed this video and is now ready to declare that UM is not in a persistent vegetative state.
1. I only liked the Maj because I thought he was black.
2. Mottram is a HOTTIE. I'd like more of that here, please.
I could have been piloting an FA-18 and that clip still would have put me to sleep.
Next time I'll be sure to appear in an episode of Macgyver.
UM, I like your moustache, celtics jersey and rap skills.
You mean he's gonna stay this color?
stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.
Yeah, that bell is pretty annoying. That sort of thing is PTI level hackish.
stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.
I think he's just used to using it at work.
"Order up!"
Well, at least Drew's black.
I don't get it.
So he's half-black?
UM bears a striking resemblance to a young Jerry Krause.
best line: "i really dont know what to say" maj should change his name to electra julianne moore. yes that is an assassins - 1995 movie reference that is quite fitting. hardly get to use any of those.
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