Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Unsilent Majority, Now In Convenient Person Form


Our own Maj was a co-host of this week's Blog Show with Jamie Mottram. And I really have only one thing to say about his appearance.

YOU MEAN HE'S NOT BLACK?!!!!?!?!?!

Well, that is a fucking tragedy. Like most of you, I had a certain vision of what our Maj would look like. I thought he was a big burly black man who became a centaur by night. I also hoped he'd be taller. And that he wouldn't sound like a Time/Life operator.

29 comments:

Unsilent Majority said...

Time/Life? I wish!

That's the big league Drew, I'm down in the rookie league of Duron Paint Customer Service.

Chamomiles Davis said...

That was so exciting I almost woke up.

Otto Man said...

Did they rouse you from a coma right before they shot that?

That was like watching Ben Stein on qualuudes.

devang said...

Jack Bogart, Cougar, what? Get the marbles outta your mouth Jamie!!

UM, did you do a bowl before getting on that show? You sure as fuck sounded like it!!

I dunno, the nose isn't crooked enough for me to classify him as a jew.

MicroscopicElvis said...

I don't have any sound, but why did Mottram have Nice Guy Eddie Cabot on?

My Insignificant Life said...

Not Black?// he has to be passing....

Upstate Underdog said...

UM is like the Belichick of Blog Show with that hoodie on.

Unsilent Majority said...

/mumbles something

NHZ said...

I dunno about looking jewish, but he does look like a giant douche.

naptown drew said...

Did you say "tensile strength" or "gentile strength?"

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

It's so weird to see a blogger for the first time. Like the first time I saw Stephen A. Smith.

fallex said...

Inaudible Majority?

Rick said...

Watching YouTube videos on YouTube must disturb the space/time continuum. And so does Unsilent's sweatshirt!

John John The Bastard said...

I liked Devang all the way until I saw the phrase "Do a Bowl"

fallex said...

Mind if I do a j?

-The Dude

The Last Unitard said...

Note to self: Get six pack of Genesis Ale on way home.

L'Chaim!

Otto Man said...

Sen. Bill Frist has reviewed this video and is now ready to declare that UM is not in a persistent vegetative state.

TurleyGirlie said...

1. I only liked the Maj because I thought he was black.

2. Mottram is a HOTTIE. I'd like more of that here, please.

Dale said...

I could have been piloting an FA-18 and that clip still would have put me to sleep.

Unsilent Majority said...

Next time I'll be sure to appear in an episode of Macgyver.

dick_gozinia said...

UM, I like your moustache, celtics jersey and rap skills.

Suss said...

You mean he's gonna stay this color?

JoeyJoeJoe said...

stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.

Miyamoto's Chin said...

Yeah, that bell is pretty annoying. That sort of thing is PTI level hackish.

Otto Man said...

stop hitting the fucking bell jackass.

I think he's just used to using it at work.

"Order up!"

mikehasgas said...

Well, at least Drew's black.

Jeff said...

I don't get it.

So he's half-black?

Chip Fu said...

UM bears a striking resemblance to a young Jerry Krause.

the taints of new orleans said...

best line: "i really dont know what to say" maj should change his name to electra julianne moore. yes that is an assassins - 1995 movie reference that is quite fitting. hardly get to use any of those.