Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Your Kinda Mind-Blowing Fact Of The Week

Raiders RB Justin Fargas ran for over 1000 yards this year and had four 100-yard games. Unless you were a vulture on the waiver wire in your fantasy league this week, you're probably wondering, "Who the fuck is Justin Fargas?" Fargas was the last pick in the 3rd round of the 2003 draft. He enjoys kayaking, bocce, and fucking bitches. And really, who doesn't?

Dude actually ran for 1009 yards while only receiving the bulk of the carries for 9 games. And he missed the last two games of the year. This asshole would say he picked a good time to become an unrestricted free agent.

The Raiders finished 4-12 and, by all accounts, still suck.

Stick around, Drew has a post (you guys remember Drew, don't you?) coming up around 2 or 3. --Punter


flubby said...

Sheeeeit, S&B still have Michael Bush, baby.

1972DavidBowieFromTheZiggyStardustTour said...

Even money he goes to the Patriots for well below market value. He won't need the money from them, though, as he will have already sold his soul to satan.

SlideShow Bob said...

Bocce is the one thats sort of like a grown up game of marbles played by the Italians in the neighborhood park?

Bstone said...

Is that more or less yards than Reginald T. Bush ran for this year?


Jim U. said...

And he has a Local Cable Ace Award!!!

+1 for whoever knows where that reference is from

Christmas Ape said...

Jim U.:

Don't contest knowledge of Simpsons arcana on this site.

Chris said...

dude i totally yanked Fargas off the wires when Benson crapped on my season.

Punch Rockgroin said...

Great. Thanks. Now we're going to lose Fargas. Awesome.

Good thing that Rhodes dude panned out.