Wednesday, January 30, 2008

My Name Is Gregg, and I'm a Vagina


Just in case any of you heathen football fanatics forgot, those Patriots are a bunch of cheaty McCheatersons!

And all you sportscasters and sportswriters who will spend this week gushing over the Super Bowl, it would be nice if a few of you mentioned that, a mere four months ago, NFL commissioner Roger Goodell found the Patriots guilty of "a calculated and deliberate attempt to avoid long-standing rules designed to encourage fair play and promote honest competition." Two billion people will watch the Super Bowl; almost all of America's children and teens will watch the Super Bowl. If the bottom line of the event is "It's fine to cheat, you'll get away with it," what message does that send?
And once the cheaters take over you know who will hold all the power? That's right...



Image via bangitout.com

22 comments:

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

At this point I wrote "Game Over" in my comment.

My Insignificant Life said...

Is this posting approved as Kosher?

Gourmet Spud said...

All: Hello, Gregg!

chris said...

He's pulling for the G-persons, because G stands for Gentiles.

Drave said...

I don't know anything about Gregg Easterbrook, but it's hella funny that his picture's filename is "cunt.jpg"

Uncle Ruckous said...

This is most likely a fake there is no way gregg easterbrook could do anything in that few words.

Awful Chief said...

And all you sportscasters and sportswriters...

What do you mean, you sportscasters and sportswriters?

Time for a house meeting, y'all.

fallex said...

The Jaws theme doesn't have the same ring when played on cimbalom.

Gourmet Spud said...

"What, you couldn't get a bigger boat? Fercockt."

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

@Awful Chief - I wish Tyrone would stab Greg.

Awful Chief said...

agreed, although it's Tyree

twoeightnine said...

This is very disrespectful to vaginas.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

You boys are a season behind in your Real World references... there are no black people in the Sydney house.

Not that I still watch that garbage or anything.

I, too, find this headline disrespectful to vaginae, and not in the good kind of way.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Future - Does it make me a bad person if I roomed with Dunbar in college?

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Seriously? No, dude, that just makes you a lucky person -- that you lived with that psycho and he didn't stab you in your sleep.

Rant_Casey said...

Lookit here, Chad. The entire period you're in my room, I better not catch you standin up peein. You sit down when you pee, you understand?

Chamomiles Davis said...

I call shenanigans: This so-called "Gregg Easterbrook" column is about 20,000 words (and several unnecessary paragraphs about global warming and dark energy in outer space) too short.

the great bambi said...

so is gregggggg just bitchy because tyree and lysol had sex with the Official Wife of TMQ?

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Yea, I don't think he made many friends there.

MartinTheMerciless said...

Ggreggg no likey Giants. No cheerbabes. This Superbowl is like politics. No one to vote for, just people to vote against. I did think that the HMS Hoodie with hidden flaw was a nice touch.

Tom Holzerman said...

@ Drave

Easterbrook is the cuntiest cunt in the history of cunty cunts. In fact, Oprah's minge commented about how much of a cunty cunt Easterbrook was shortly before it was shot by the police.

Oh yeah, he writes for ESPN.com's Page 2, but I'm pretty sure you figured that out from the first paragraph.

fatcatt316 said...

Gregg is the man. You can tell because he's the only one for ESPN that uses a black and white picture instead of that new-fangled "color" that all those "tweens" are talking about to-day.