Friday, January 25, 2008

KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pick: Herschel Walker

The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of, as we have in the past. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in the Pink Taco! Up next, college football great turned author Herschel Walker


Swoggle me eyes, bilge rat!

A more pathetic sight mine eyes have not 'ere to alight upon. Have we a contest of a bunch of musket-totin' freedom lovers and some scurvy overgrown lads from the Port of Jersey? Squaring off in a climate as dry as a witch's tit?

'Tis no place for a piratical dog such as myself. Narrrrr. Narrrrrr.

I'd sooner find meself wading through the briny deep staring down at the Spanish Armada. But if it's a pick ye demands, lay the doubloon line a little higher, and talk we might.



Big Daddy Drew said...

ARRGHHH, and it's drivin' Herschel nuts!!!!

Pemulis said...

he calls this personality,
Herschel "The Plank" Walker.

/kills self

Mike said...

Alright already, these are getting fucking stupid.

Christmas Ape said...

Okay, Mike. Show me where the pirate touched you.

Rally Monkey Spanker said...

Herschel, I loved you as Steve the Pirate in Dodgeball.

quiet strength said...

And what did he do with the peg leg?

Fun with schizophrenia!

Otto Man said...

Hershel's been a general, and a cowboy, and a viking. But in his heart of hearts, he always wanted to be a pirate.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Quick! Someone post a PhD thesis for mike so he can get the intelligent discourse he's come to expect from KSK!

Upstate Underdog said...

I thought it was colder than a witches tit ? Now, maybe dryer than a witches snatch ?

I'm just going to leave.

Imperator Johannes said...

It is "colder than a witch’s tit. " Often that witch’s tit finds itself in a brass brassiere for further coldness.

Not sure about the dry thing. Witch's snatch is just about as good as anything though.

Mike said...

CA and Drew, you guys are absolutely right...let me rephrase my original comment:

Alright already, these are getting fucking unfunny.

I expect funny along with stupid at KSK. Please tell there won't be 17 of these total.

Otto Man said...

'Tis no man, 'tis a remorseless eatin' machine.

The Last Unitard said...

Not sure whether I should visit the governor in hopes of earning a letter of marque, visit a tavern to see if a group of rowdy sea-dogs want to join my crew, or divide up the plunder and retire.

/sid meier