Monday, January 21, 2008

The Vision of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

Equality.

It was Dr. King's vision. Color and creed and all that shit. Equality was a big winner this weekend, and we all stand to bask in the glory of the progress of Dr. King's vision, as this year's Super Bowl, for the first time in two years, will feature two head coaches of the Caucasian persuasion.

I think this magnanimous step shows how far we've come as a society, when two men of an athletically inferior race can rise to prominence as directors of their respective teams, and take said clubs to the precipice of pro football's summit. Both Giants coach Tom Coughlin and Patriots head man Bill Belichick have guaranteed victory for their people, as no fewer than one of them can prevail.

What a departure this is from the dark times of yesteryear (2007), where both coaches of a superior race usurped the landscape of our great game to promote their own brand of Afro-centric apartheid, one which the Anglo-Saxon director of team operations found himself least welcome.

We should behold the glory of this monumental occasion, for this is a victory for our poorly pigmented populus, and should be recorded in history's ledger as such, at least until Norm Chow takes away yet another head coaching job away from another hardworking jive-assed cracker honky.

12 comments:

Tracer Bullet said...

So long as the NFL employs TEs, FBs and possession receivers, the white athlete will always have a job.

Illegal Immigrant said...

I thought about it...but yea, I ain't gonna touch this with a ten-foot fire hose

futuremrsrickankiel said...

That's a big hose.

MMP said...

That's a Birmingham ref., I believe.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Oh fuck. Does that make me a racist?

MMP said...

No, living in Boston makes you a racist.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Walked right into that one.

Manas said...

castefootball approves

zigga plz said...

I wonder why John Lynch never made it to the Pats.

It seems like the two were made for each other.

Slash said...

Is it racist that that picture makes me laugh my ass off?

Comicbook Guy said...

BEST TAG EVER AWARD!!!!!!!!!
MLK Day is not MILF Day

The Lazy River said...

1) not funny. good try.

2) way to rip off Colbert.