Sunday, January 6, 2008

You Not So Tough, Jaglar


Me not so implessed by your rong sclamble, Sirky Gallald. I eat bigger cat than you.

Me has more heart than your whole team or any other store in town, and will sell for you, super exclusive price.

Jaglar grab facemask super fantastic hard on two-point conversion but official pletend he no see. He can no marry my daughter.

No feel rike smirre now.

Okay, maybe rittle smirre.

14 comments:

Marcus T said...

Hey, anybody see James harrison's left arm on that Garrard scramble on 4th and 2? It was being held. I like how the refs saw that. Urge to kill has come, and its a damn good thing I am alone.

Dubya said...

GREAT PLAY-CALLING TONIGHT, COACH TOMLIN!

RUN THE OL' QB DRAW ON 3RD AND 6 WITH A QUARTERBACK WHO HAS ALL THE MOBILITY OF A MONGOLOID WITH MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS!

GO FOR THE UNNECCESARY TWO-POINT CONVERSION FROM THE FUCKING 12-YARD LINE ON ANOTHER DOOMED SPRINT BY YOUR EXTRA-CHROMOSOMAL QUARTERBACK!

BILL COWHER SHITS BIGGER THAN YOU, YOU BUG-EYED AFFIRMATIVE-ACTION HIRE!

peytonloveskenny said...

Yeah that damn offensive coordinator Mike Tomlin made some questionable calls!

Christmas Ape said...

Okay, that was more racist than my post.

I will grant that both those calls were supremely retarded. The 3rd and 6 QB rollout scramble (to the side with the 3rd stringer playing tackle!) probably cost the Steelers the game. Not sure if Arians or Tomlin is to blame for those. I'll go with both. Either way, remember Cowher Power in all its dead-eyed glory lead the Steelers to a whooping 8-8 last year.

smurphette said...

"Okay, maybe rittle smirre."

Superb. As much as I'm loving the shit out of these Hines Ward posts, I'll gladly give them up if it means the Jags go to NE next week. Jesus fucking Christ, I can't believe I'm going to be cheering for Marmalard's team tomorrow.

dickey simpkins said...

That 2 point conversion would have kept the game tied at 31, useless it wasn't. And besides, why blame the offense when the D had the game gift-wrapped after Jackie blew a timeout for no reason on the challenge, and they allowed Silky to bust a huge run. Ben sobered up at halftime for nothing.

Christmas Ape said...

The defense already won the game once and the offense couldn't manage a first down to kill the clock with a 29-28 lead with 3:30 left. The defense was put in a pretty difficult position, holding a one-point lead with 2:50 remaining and the opposing team starting at their 40.

Bobby Steels said...

Maybe I've played too much Madden, but isn't 3rd and 6 with 3 minutes to go the perfect time to run some play action? You've got the entire D expecting you to run the clock and they had two timeouts, so an incompletion is the same as a run < 6 yards.

The Angry Rant said...

Congratulations Ape, you were done in by The Prevent Offense. A little researched but rampant condition in big time football when the coach inexplicably quits doing the things that got him the lead in favor of 'running out the clock'.

I'd say more but I can barely see through my alcohol enhanced furor.

Tracer Bullet said...

Rolling out your QB and giving him a rn/pass option makes sense IF YOUR QB CAN RUN. Rothelisberger can SCRAMBLE, which is not the same thing. Calling a QB sweep for Rothelisberger on 3rd-and-6 is beyond brainless. Even more brainless than calling three runs from the 1 when you've got a 240lb RB. On the other hand, are we really surprised that a team with Najeh "The Dump Truck" Davenport would shit itself?

mike said...

Big ben Said "all of their offensive playcalls were handled perfectly by the Jags..".please give him and Arians something shiny

HadesGigas said...

Everyone knows you go for two if you are down five. Unless you think the other team could tie it on a safety. Then you are probably Chan Gailey.

Jelly B. Good said...

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smurphette said...

Bring it on.