Sunday, January 13, 2008

Well Well Well, If It Isn't Phil "Captain S--thead" Luckett


Isn't this asshole supposed to be working in the NAIA right now? Jesus. I wouldn't hire this guy to do my taxes. What a fucking idiot.

66 comments:

Christmas Ape said...

It wasn't Pete Morelli again?

/puts away letter bomb

Laughing Week said...

It's hard, because I really don't want to face the Colts, but I really hate Phillip Rivers. Go... Chargers? I guess?

dickey simpkins said...

How excited are the Pats if the Chargers win? The hooded hobgoblin vs crater face in the AFC championship game?

Christmas Ape said...

Well, at least Roethlisberger isn't the only QB this postseason to be picked by a lineman.

allie said...

laughing week, I hear that. trying to root for the chargers in this game is like giving myself a root canal.

Christmas Ape said...

The officiating in this game is spectacularly bad.

Laughing Week said...

It's really hard rooting for the ever so slightly lesser of two evils. And this is some pretty epic officiating. Aren't they supposed to put the good officials in the playoff games? Or am I just talking crazy?

Grimey said...

Darren Sproles is tiny and fast

dickey simpkins said...

Wow......Sproles just fucked that shit up.

Laughing Week said...

Wait, San Diego scored, yet there was no flag? That's unpossible!

Christmas Ape said...

Rivers with the self-inflicted injury. He's ready to join the Emo Eagles.

Christmas Ape said...

They booed the girl in the Pats jersey!

Kudos, Colts fans

Grimey said...

Philip Rivers just might be football's John Rocker... lucky he's in Indianapolis where they think batteries are expensive

Christmas Ape said...

Another bullshit flag with the PI

The Pirate Sloth said...

hahahah Ape, I saw that too! Thats fucking hysterical.

Grimey said...

I can't believe the Oakland kid didn't bludgeon the Colts mascot with his trophy

Rant_Casey said...

That PI call was the worst one yet.

SlideShow Bob said...

i think they might hav flown in the refs from that USA/Soviet basketball game ages ago.

They r making it really hard for me to root for the Colts.

allie said...

I swear to god, I no longer understand what pass interference even is.

Christmas Ape said...

Billy Volek: Please don't ask anybody.

dickey simpkins said...

The Colts are being so fucking stupid that I'm actually gaining respect for Rivers.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Look at that little Meggett run

Winston B. Mcpotsworthy said...

Looks like the Colts installed the Cover White Guy defense.

The Pirate Sloth said...

If Harrison and Jammer are standing side by side, shouldn't that be pass interference?

Christmas Ape said...

Anthony Fucking Gonzalez

Laughing Week said...
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Christmas Ape said...

That's some nice footwork, Anthony.

dickey simpkins said...

How the hell does he keep that foot in?

Brother Mouzone said...

I almost assumed he was out. That was pretty nifty shit from Gonzalez.

But yeah, these refs almost have me rooting for the Chargers.

Christmas Ape said...

If the Chargers lose this game by less than two scores, there's going to be a firestorm of protest over that holding call on the interception return.

Pemulis said...

i thought that burger town/butt xeroxing commercial was funny, but now that i've seen it 3 million times i think its officially lost its charm.

Grimey said...

Hey look! It's Erin!

Laughing Week said...

If the Chargers somehow make a comeback and win this game without LT and with Billy Volek at quarterback, I'm going to be really amused

Grimey said...

And by Erin, I mean Erin.

Christmas Ape said...

The midget Sprint Speed commercial is making me hate Peter Dinklage.

Brother Mouzone said...

The Colts are struggling with the screen just a bit.

Grimey said...

Negadu what?

The Pirate Sloth said...

When did the Seahawks D replace the Colts D?

Grimey said...

Peyton Manning: wants more
Philip Rivers: content

dickey simpkins said...

Could the Colts choke any more?

Christmas Ape said...

Feel the Volektricity!

Grimey said...

Billy Volek, your starting quarterback for the 2008 Atlanta Falcons

Laughing Week said...

Are the Chargers good? I truly did not think this way the case

Winston B. Mcpotsworthy said...

Peyton, as well as the rest of Colts fans, vigorously pounding away on their TI-91 graphing calculators all simultaneously realizing a 4 point deficit can be overcome by (1) touchdown or (2) field goals or some combination of a field goal and a safety, I haven't finished the calculations.

allie said...

the chargers are definitely good... I just don't know if they have the coaching and playoff experience necessary to win a close game. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they blow this.

The Pirate Sloth said...

Dan Dierdorf shows off his math skills once again.

And on a side note, with the refs - I'm surprised that 3rd down pass to Wayne wasn't PI.

Christmas Ape said...

Dallas Fucking Clark with a big fucking catch

Laughing Week said...

Who wants to choke this game away more? That's what we're about to find out

Brother Mouzone said...

Did Norval just say "Fuck me!" with a lead?

Grimey said...

Fuck me that was a good punt

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Best part about this game: Marmalade's clearly unwarranted looking scared shitless of getting Bledsoe'd. I'm pretty sure he'd try to play if LT wasn't sidelined too.

The Pirate Sloth said...

Whats with the Addai passes? Hasn't Dallas Clark shown he's clutch?

Laughing Week said...

Wow, what a hit on by McCree

Winston B. Mcpotsworthy said...

Tick Tick Tick Tick Tick BOOM, that hit might take the head off the Colts postseason.

Grimey said...

McCree should probably find a safehouse

Christmas Ape said...

McCree, of course, was the goat of last year's Chargers loss for fumbling the INT.

Christmas Ape said...

DFC drops the biggest one

Laughing Week said...

Forgot about that one Christmas Ape

Phillip Rivers is, and I feel safe saying this, a GIGANTIC tool

Peyton Manning is the very definition of stoicism in the face of adversity

The Pirate Sloth said...

Now there's going to be screaming for a holding on that pass.

Brother Mouzone said...

I was excited to see SD lock it up, and then CBS cuts to Marmalard talking shit to Colts fans.

dickey simpkins said...

Great, now the Patriots get to dissect the Chargers like a fucking frog next week.

smurphette said...

Yeah, I don't even know what to say. Go Packers? FUCK.

Robert Ullman said...

Fuck fuck fuck. Can we just call the rest of the season now and pick back up in September?

Stephen said...
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Stephen said...

YOU BETTA AX SOMEBODAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I love the Marmalard posts, but I'm actually a Rivers fan. I'm a Giants fan who wanted Rivers in 2004, and watching Eli has done nothing to mollify that anger. Him doing well just allows me to talk shit to Giants fans who still dickride Olivia's boy. And finding out that he's an abrasive, assholeish shit-talker only makes me root for him more. Because real men, despite being QBs, talk shit.

J.L. White said...

I'm sorry, but I missed the Colts game while I was wallowing in my own self pity....did Phil Luckett ever call a touchdown for a quarterback who was legitimately 6 inches away from the endzone plane?

Okay, back to cursing an unjust God. Toodles!