[Ext. Gillette Stadium]
Tom Brady: La la la, getting off my private helicopter. Time to go to another Super Bowl. (whistles merry tune)
Security Guard: I'm sorry, Mr. Brady, but you can't come in.
Tom Brady: What do you mean? I have a game to play.
Security Guard: (holds up piece of paper) Restraining order here says you're not allowed within 500 yards of the San Diego Chargers defense.
Brady: WHAT? That's preposterous.
Security Guard: Something about (reads) "...offensive nature inhibits San Diego Chargers from peacefully and successfully running business operations."
Brady: "Offensive nature"?!? I'm the QUARTERBACK.
Security Guard: So then you see the logic.
Brady: NO! I don't see the logic! Who would do such a thing?!?
[door flies open]
Philip Rivers: Ya betta ask somebodddaaaaaayyyyyyyy!!!