Kissing Suzy Kolber: I Love My Dead Gay Son!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

I Love My Dead Gay Son!

31 comments:

Moof! said...: Makes you just want to take a bunch of pills and die.; 12:45 AM, January 14, 2008
twoeightnine said...: LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!; 12:55 AM, January 14, 2008
Alex said...: WHAT THE FUCK. Shaft called, he wants his beard and glasses back.; 12:57 AM, January 14, 2008
Seamus Furr said...: What happened to the old TO we remember? C'mon, Terrell, throw Tony under the bus!!!; 1:04 AM, January 14, 2008
Lord Farceface said...: Ever see that episode of Star Trek where Spock's dad is there and he's kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.

Only, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.; 1:22 AM, January 14, 2008
JAMMQ said...: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER?!?!?!

WHY????!!!!!

AFTER ALL THAT SHE'S DONE FOR YOU?!?!?!; 1:35 AM, January 14, 2008
Pontiac GTFO said...: You know, I've got a funny feeling that the "histrionics" tag and the "Terrell Owens" tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they're going to get used together.; 1:36 AM, January 14, 2008
jason_turambar said...: my reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker; 1:41 AM, January 14, 2008
Grimey said...: Michael Jackson from the Thriller video also called... he wants his jacket back; 1:43 AM, January 14, 2008
JakesAlterEgo said...: "You look like hell."

"I just got back."

Man, I love Heathers.; 1:52 AM, January 14, 2008
Ethan Stanislawski said...: Oh go swallow a bottle of pills.; 2:10 AM, January 14, 2008
SarahS said...: That looked like Baron Davis playing Cuba Gooding Jr. doing an impression of Rod Tisdale as TO.; 2:40 AM, January 14, 2008
gone said...: You lost me there sarahs. I was waiting for some Quan to be thrown down. You mean that wasn't Cuba?; 2:48 AM, January 14, 2008
Lou Pickney said...: "That's my teammate!" (sniffle) "That's my quarterback!"

Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.

Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.; 3:00 AM, January 14, 2008
hi there mary said...: there are 25 million reasons t.o. should quit crying. i hope he chokes on his popcorn watching the playoffs next weekend.; 4:04 AM, January 14, 2008
Steve said...: I honestly couldn't even watch the whole thing. I got too uncomfortable when he choked up with "That's my quarterback."; 6:39 AM, January 14, 2008
D.L. said...: Terrell "Hot Buttered Soul" Owens, everybody.; 9:00 AM, January 14, 2008
Ya Boy Blue said...: C'mon. He's not crying... it's just raining real hard... on his FACE!; 9:36 AM, January 14, 2008
Big Daddy Drew said...: "Tito, get me some tissue... Jermaine, stop teasing!"; 9:43 AM, January 14, 2008
brad said...: Might as well state the obvious:

T.O. was under a direct order from Drew Rosenhaus to not throw Romo under the bus like he did Garcia and McNabb.

I'm not worried, though. There's a lot of time between now and training camp. He's going to do it sometime between now and then. After all, he IS T.O.; 9:45 AM, January 14, 2008
TurleyGirlie said...: What's that I'm feeling?

Ohhhh...I think it's schadenfreude.

...and it's sweet.; 9:59 AM, January 14, 2008
Otto Man said...: Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.

In fairness, it clearly worked for Hillary.; 10:00 AM, January 14, 2008
dlchambers said...: Will TO get into the Hall of Fame? I say no because he's been such a dick for so many years.; 10:30 AM, January 14, 2008
BaCsonkaDonk said...: Dear diary, my NFL playoff angst bullshit has a body count.; 10:41 AM, January 14, 2008
Jon said...: +1 to all your fine Heathers references. When I saw the title, I figured either Heathers or another Dungy story.; 11:17 AM, January 14, 2008
dick_gozinia said...: +1 Otto man

TO has now defeated Barack Obama in New Hampshire as well.; 11:25 AM, January 14, 2008
PantsB said...: Wait... I don't get the title... this is TO not Tony Dungy.; 11:42 AM, January 14, 2008
Slash said...: I'm torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).

On the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.; 12:05 PM, January 14, 2008
CoffeeTableBook said...: This is what it sounds like when doves cry...; 12:26 PM, January 14, 2008
Gern said...: I think him and Britney are the same person, Romo's had sex with both right??; 12:40 PM, January 14, 2008
Brady's a douchebag said...: He's crying because he lost his chance for another threesome with Jessica!!! And she was counting on some more hot chocolate.; 12:50 PM, January 14, 2008

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