Sunday, January 13, 2008

I Love My Dead Gay Son!

31 comments:

Moof! said...

Makes you just want to take a bunch of pills and die.

twoeightnine said...

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

Alex said...

WHAT THE FUCK. Shaft called, he wants his beard and glasses back.

Seamus Furr said...

What happened to the old TO we remember? C'mon, Terrell, throw Tony under the bus!!!

Lord Farceface said...

Ever see that episode of Star Trek where Spock's dad is there and he's kind of a dick? And then at the end him and Spock hug? This was kind of like that.

Only, you know. . .not nearly as dorky as I make it out to be.

JAMMQ said...

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO HER?!?!?!

WHY????!!!!!

AFTER ALL THAT SHE'S DONE FOR YOU?!?!?!

Dave said...

You know, I've got a funny feeling that the "histrionics" tag and the "Terrell Owens" tag will get to know each other a lot, what with how often they're going to get used together.

jason_turambar said...

my reaction brings to mind that episode of south park where cartman spends basically the entire episode laughing his ass off at that midget motivation-speaker

Grimey said...

Michael Jackson from the Thriller video also called... he wants his jacket back

Pale Writer said...

"You look like hell."

"I just got back."



Man, I love Heathers.

Ethan Stanislawski said...

Oh go swallow a bottle of pills.

SarahS said...

That looked like Baron Davis playing Cuba Gooding Jr. doing an impression of Rod Tisdale as TO.

The Pirate Sloth said...

You lost me there sarahs. I was waiting for some Quan to be thrown down. You mean that wasn't Cuba?

Lou Pickney said...

"That's my teammate!" (sniffle) "That's my quarterback!"

Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.

Then again, you might be crying, too, if you were a 34-year-old wide receiver who just saw what might be your best remaining chance at a Super Bowl ring disappear. As good as Owens is, the clock is ticking.

mary smith said...

there are 25 million reasons t.o. should quit crying. i hope he chokes on his popcorn watching the playoffs next weekend.

Undead Zombie Horde said...

I honestly couldn't even watch the whole thing. I got too uncomfortable when he choked up with "That's my quarterback."

Stitchface said...

Terrell "Hot Buttered Soul" Owens, everybody.

Guiness319 said...

C'mon. He's not crying... it's just raining real hard... on his FACE!

Big Daddy Drew said...

"Tito, get me some tissue... Jermaine, stop teasing!"

brad said...

Might as well state the obvious:

T.O. was under a direct order from Drew Rosenhaus to not throw Romo under the bus like he did Garcia and McNabb.

I'm not worried, though. There's a lot of time between now and training camp. He's going to do it sometime between now and then. After all, he IS T.O.

TurleyGirlie said...

What's that I'm feeling?



Ohhhh...I think it's schadenfreude.




...and it's sweet.

Otto Man said...

Just when you think T.O. has shown you his full array of emotions, he pulls out the tears.

In fairness, it clearly worked for Hillary.

dlchambers said...

Will TO get into the Hall of Fame? I say no because he's been such a dick for so many years.

BaCsonkaDonk said...

Dear diary, my NFL playoff angst bullshit has a body count.

Jon said...

+1 to all your fine Heathers references. When I saw the title, I figured either Heathers or another Dungy story.

dick_gozinia said...

+1 Otto man

TO has now defeated Barack Obama in New Hampshire as well.

Jake said...

Wait... I don't get the title... this is TO not Tony Dungy.

Slash said...

I'm torn. On the one hand, this is one of the few times in which a grown man is allowed to cry without being called a pussy (ie, just after losing a pivotal athletic contest).

On the other hand, he gets paid millions of dollars to play a game. And he gets the next 6 months off. So, dry up and grow a pair, TO. Damn.

Greg Schuler said...

This is what it sounds like when doves cry...

Gern said...

I think him and Britney are the same person, Romo's had sex with both right??

Brady's a douchebag said...

He's crying because he lost his chance for another threesome with Jessica!!! And she was counting on some more hot chocolate.