Friday, January 18, 2008

About that Diet Pepsi Max ad......



Welcome to the second half of your Cowboy Hater Twin Cinema Matinée. You'd think between the owner, coach and quarterback someone would have realized that this commercial might come back to bite them on the ass someday.

Notice they don't have Jason Garrett pitching this swill. That's 'cause he's finalizing plans to be sipping Cristal out of Wade's hollowed out skull this time next year.

10 comments:

pain-ther fan said...

That's great work flubby. The more things that can come back to bite the 'boys in the ass the better.

More slappy titties.

Rally Monkey Spanker said...

Why do they always cut off the ending when Jerry says. YEEHAW!!! I AM FUCKIN’ CRAZY!!!!!

larry b said...

Maybe if they had spent a little more time studying film and a little less time trying to be little demigods by appearing in commercials, the Cowboys' season wouldn't be over right now!

/Gregg Easterbrook

Pemulis said...

i heard recently that the quarterback took a vacation in mexico and that may have caused him to be distracted in the game. weird that i hadnt seen anything about it till almost a week after the game

miamidiesel said...

I'm still stoked to see beaverfever is back. Where you been man? Let's go get a fucking sub.

naptown drew said...

Meanwhile, Terrell Owens is pitching Bawls.

MDT said...

I think we're only one more playoff flameout away from ads for the Terrell Owens Meat Machine.

Leaking Geek said...

Notice they don't have Jason Garrett pitching this swill. That's 'cause he's finalizing plans to be sipping Cristal out of Wade's hollowed out skull this time next year.

Et tu, Jason?

My Insignificant Life said...

Then Jason must have recovered from the ummm...ummmm...gun incident.

Jaime said...

Ah, yes. After getting a hefty endorsement contract from Pepsi and tons of free face-time on national TV to boost their Q ratings, I'm sure Romo, Philips and Jones are seriously ruing the day they agreed to do a commercial that would -- IRONIC GASP OF HORROR! -- be used in a mocking video on YouTube. OH NOEZ!