Sunday, January 6, 2008

Omigod, Such A Big Game! What Do I Wear To The Stadium?

Omigod, everyone's gonna be watching and I haven't got a THING to wear! These assless chaps are too last fall. And this leather halter top is far too suggestive. GOOD GOD, WHAT DO I DO? SOMEBODY SAVE ME!

Gunn: Go with the little black dress and don't look back, dear.

No pirate costume?

Gunn: Always be wary of the costume look. This is FASHION, my dear. MAKE IT WORK!

I will, Fairy fairy godmother! I will!


Les Savy Ferd said...

thought you had to at least do the kevin bacon thing to get from KSK to Project Runway... no more.

Also, I'm pretty sure the one who suffers from this association the most Is Gunn and not Garcia.

dickey simpkins said...

What's the stereotype, Garcia is a pirate/cowboy, or that Tim Gunn is a fashion guru?

Pemulis said...

Christian designed a post-game outfit for him - it's entirely edible, and waiting for Jeff on Christian's bed.

Christmas Ape said...

Says Joe Buck in late first quarter: "And Jeff Garcia is HOT."

Whatever outfit he picked must have worked.

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lanceoceanside said...

and Jeff Garcia goes home to drown his sorrows with the hottest piece of ass I've ever seen airbrushed. Shes smokinnnnn!!! Phillip Rivers would love to donkey punch some a dat. golly!!!

CommanderCacho said...

i was about to try to make fun of you for making such an accurate tim gunn representation, and then realized how gay i am for recognizing such an accurate tim gunn representation.