Friday, January 19, 2007

Your Championship Weekend Cheerleader Post, Which Has Involved Neither Cheers Nor Leadership On Any Tangible Level, From What We Are Able To Assertain

We have two games this Sunday, none on Saturday. Personal biases aside, both of these should be very good. Each game could come down to a single possession and could go either way (just like Brady), as we saw last week with a narrow victory from the Bears and a stellar choke job by the Chargers.

Speaking of choking, it's time for this week's cheerleader post. This week's object of our affection is making an unprecedented encore appearance. We continue with the ransacking of the Patriots cheerleaders' swimsuit archive and bring to you Meghan Vasconcellos, brunette and nemesis of flubby. I notice there is no water for swimming nearby, nor does this appear to be any sort of beach setting. Nothing beachy about a giant piece of Chex Mix on your sofa.


We will have a Bears preview for you (or two) this weekend, and probably a ton of other shit. It depends on how many of us forget that we're actually not at work. And I finally succeeded in maxing out the number of characters allowed in that field, for those of you that care, which is none of you. Eh.

Later.

23 comments:

Unsilent Majority said...

I sure wouldn't mind munching on that chair

$klimp$ said...

Looks like she has Down syndrome in that pic.

Ruthless Gravity said...

Wow, looking at the old post reminded that thebigo introduced me to the professional cheerleading blog. Well done, sir.

$Klimp$ - dont act like you still wouldn't

Dave F'n Bates said...

I was going to correct your spelling of "ascertain."

Then I discovered via Urban Dictionary that "assertain" is slang for anal sex--to entertain someone in your ass.

Monday Morning Punter: master of the filthy pun, or just insanely lucky?

I prefer the former.

doug_plank said...

She sort of does have the "Other Sister" look to her-


http://re3.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3755917565

Is Juliette Lewis retarted?

doug_plank said...

She sort of does have the "Other Sister" look to her-


http://re3.mm-a7.yimg.com/image/3755917565

Is Juliette Lewis retarted?

TheBigO said...

Thanks for the Trim shot. That's all I ask, just once a week some tigole bitties to peep, I'm a simple man.

Laser Rocket Arm said...

With all the technology in the world, can't someone figure out a way to make fake boobs look less fake?

TheBigO said...

LRM, when the lights go out, it's all the same. Titties is titties.

Unsilent Majority said...

great idea lrm...then we'd never be able to tell the replicants from the humans!

The Angry Rant said...

Ummmm..... now that's a great side boob.

The rest is not bad, either.

Laser Rocket Arm said...

Guys usually can't tell fake from real anyway. A few years ago there was some online quiz that tested if you could tell real from fake. Every woman I knew who took it did really well. Every male bombed. Actually, I don't think guys want to tell fake from real as long as they're big, but young Megan did not choose her surgeon well. Real (and real-looking) boobs do not start on one's collarbone. I speak from experience on this.

the dude said...

That looks more like a warm apple pie on the couch....and thanks to a certain movie I wouldn't be ashamed to screw either of those things.

WastingCompanyTime6 said...

she is nice from the neck down but her facial expression looks like she just got hit in the face with a bat or something

peter king crowned my ass said...

I believe we just had our first Blade Runner reference here on KSK.

J.L. White said...

No, the look on her face screams, "Please have sex with me, as long as you keep jingling those keys in front of my face!"

Angelos said...

Put me in the butterface group.

Also, fake tits are the worst.

Signal to Noise said...

I don't care if they're fake (and they are). I'd still motorboat 'em, and if you say otherwise, you're lying.

8hrdrive said...

There are certain situations in which sugar free titties can be compared to natural titties.

In this situation, I really don't care.

Tony D'Amato said...

Do you think Brady had his way with her?

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Captain Caveman said...

Guys usually can't tell fake from real anyway.

I call shenanigans. And if you can't tell real from fake by looking, you sure as hell can by touching. And there isn't a damn thing wrong with "fake" breasts. They're plenty real to me.

Laser Rocket Arm said...

Oh, touching, absolutely. But looking? Not so much.

ilse said...

She obviously had her frontal lobes implanted into her chest. That explains both the nasty boob job and the look on her face.