Friday, August 11, 2006

A few words about Meghan Vasconcellos...

You know what really grinds my gears? This Meghan Vasconcellos. Meghan Vasconcellos with all those little outfits, jumping around there on the field, half-naked with your little outfits. You know? You're a... you're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What do you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to – why, why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Meghan? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus.

34 comments:

We Must Protect This Hoff! said...

Hell hath no fury like a Flubby cock-teased.

irishcharlie said...

I don't know what flubby is talking about. It's obvious that Meghan wants me. Look at that picture. You can tell she totally wants to have sex with me and stuff.

Chillonamill said...

I just had sex with her....time to wipe my mansauce off the monitor

crappy_editor said...

when i was in college and interning with the new england patriots, well lets just say those things are real and wonderful and like clouds in a wonderfully blue sky with a little slice heaven rolled up in bacon with ranch dressing on the side and pepperoni on top with beer flowing out of the center

irishcharlie said...

Within 3 comments, this entire thread went to Hell. Is that a record?

Unsilent Majority said...

dear diary,
JACKPOT

-quagmire

Monday Morning Punter said...

She looks better than that tubby girl in the white to her 5 o'clock. Nice get, flub.

AcilletaM said...

Been awhile has it, flubby?

Basshole said...

There I was staring at her big beautiful breasts. Holy Jeez, I wanted to lick em.

lopey said...

Just start posting pictures of all the Texans cheerleaders already...

Son of Brasky said...

It's kind of funny, and kind of not. There is a difference between referencing something, and then quoting an entire scene from Family Guy, word-for-word.

Family Guy just isn't the same to me anymore after South Park ripped on them. 'Its the same joke everytime'.

Unsilent Majority said...

another week of waiting for lopey...unless he discovers the majesty of the google image search.

Beban said...

Family Guy just isn't the same for me since Loretta divorced Cleveland. Wait, yes it is.

But the evil monkey has definitely gone soft.

NoUseForAName said...

Wow, that last name is hard to pronounce. It would just be easier to call here Mrs. Flubby wouldn't it?

ILovePaleHoseandPaleHos said...

Now why in the hell isn't Tom Brady hitting THAT?

Good lord.

TheBigO said...

Not just the Texans cheerleaders, the bucs girls too. That chick is way hotter than Bridget moynawhateverthefuck, Tom Brady must be gay.

TheBigO said...

There are plenty to choose from at this little site I stumbled across,

http://nflcheerleader.blogspot.com/

Some bad little Dolphins broads too.

douche bigelow said...

You need to put more of these ladies on this here page so I can be able to scroll furiously while I engage in sex with myself.

-Mike Cooper

Carl Monday said...

I'm watching you motherfucker!!!

Luis Sojo Jr. said...

You know what really grinds my gears? You, America! Fuck you.

cfpack03 said...

dude, why didn't you post this one?

http://cachemediasrv.patriots.com/ImgDyn.cfm?s=Meghan_4705.jpg&c=1&w=525&cs=1

You made me have to find it on my own, wtf.

Jacques Bauer said...

She may be hotter--read not anorexic--than Bridget Moynahan, but she doesnt have that actress cache--TB doesnt date lowly cheerleaders, for Christ;s ske

Jacques Bauer said...

Christ's sake, sorry--poor typing is never an excuse

Dweeze said...

He is so right. Women are such teases.

wolfs said...

who the hell is that fat chick behind her?!

Scott said...

You're right Dweeze, women are such teases. Thats why I went back to men.

What? I'm quoting the show! Don't look at me that way.

Dweeze said...

Go on

Kat Cirelli said...

Too funny, you all live up to the typical male, and that's why us girls tease, because you are so predictable

Anonymous said...

I thought men claimed to dislike fake tits?

Anonymous said...

i graduated with this chick.

Anonymous said...

So did I.

Anonymous said...

So did I. They're not real.

Michael said...

um, all you did was just type an exact word for word quote from the Grinds My Gears episode of Family Guy, except replacing the name Lindsey Lohan with this chick's name.

Lame

Megaroni said...

A #1) Her boobs are not even huge at all. I don't know why you boys are all in a tizzy. And she's cross-eyed. TB has done SO much better. Many, Many, Many times.
B #2)The blonde with the fried hair in the background in NOT fat! She just has a soft belly. And probably has better defined obliques than any of you couch potatoes when she's not wiggling them about. These chicks have amazing bodies...their faces on the other hand could use some paper bags.