Friday, August 25, 2006

"You're A Very Pretty Girl, Alabama. But You Aren't Gonna Be Very Pretty For Very Long."

The college football season is nearly upon us! We at KSK don't handle college football. That's for our brilliant friends over at Every Day Should Be Saturday, the original purveyors of the Carl Monday video. But make no mistake: we're fans, too. As a Bill Simmons reader, I'm constantly baffled by the fact the Simmons could give two shits about college football. It's Saturday and there's football on. Why on God's green Earth wouldn't you watch it? Is catching up on your Tivo queue of Laguna Hills episodes really worth it? Then again, Simmons baffles me in many ways. He quotes Adam Carolla, but never quotes Ali G. But perhaps there's some unintentional comedy to that.

Anyway, in honor of college football, here's Ali G alter ego Bruno bringing out the very best in football fans and players from that bastion of tolerance also known as the University of Alabama. Note current Bills running back Shaud Williams' staunch defense of his own sexuality. He likes vaginas, people! Rich, measty vaginas!



Oh, and here's a bunch of Alabama cheerleaders stacked on top of one another. There's a groan-worthy crimson tide joke in there somewhere. Literally.


Enjoy the weekend.

14 comments:

The Last Unitard said...

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meast.

Monday Morning Punter said...

Nice work, Drew. Roll Tide...

Anonymous said...

Ya think he's gonna make a Bruno movie after the Borat one?

Anonymous said...

How did I know my freshman roommate at Alabama was gay?

His dick tasted like shit.

Anonymous said...

There's no greater thread killer than some gay shit.

FuckingBrian said...

As a student at Bama I should be a little insulted, but that shit is funny.

And yeah, Bama girls are hot enough to make up for the fact that the only thing to do in Tuscaloosa is drink until you forget you're in Tuscaloosa.

TS said...

"You're embarring all 85,000 people here"

Ah that brings back so many memories.

goto11 said...

The word "meast" will never, ever get old.

Anonymous said...

It's old already, it's fuckin retarded, grow up.

Rich Uncle Skeleton said...

I love how that guy gets all Len Pasquarelli at the end. Good stuff.

Otto Man said...

Ah, Tuscaloosa. I spent a month there one weekend.

Louis Lipps is my homeboy said...

Wow, as the boyfriend of a Jewish person I can tell you that the Jews are not keeping the rest of Gentile America from being free...

.... unless you happen to be dating a Jew and want to go hang out with your buddies on a Friday night.

Anyways, why is it that people who claim to love freedom and America so much always manage to make an ass of themselves by being both anti-semetic and homophobic? We need better people to represent freedom than that guy.... LIKE ME!!!

Mr Furious said...

I just want to give crdit for the "True Romance" reference...nicely done.

Some kinda CliffX said...

Great lil' clip. The one with Bruno and the wrestlers on spring break is a keeper, too.