Time to Feel Better About Yourself, Unless You're a Browns Fan
I... I just... Nothing. I got nothing.
You think you have the world figured out: Packers fans are the most frighteningly passionate, Redskins fans have the smallest amount of self-awareness, Bengals fans are the most hopeless, Steelers fans are the dumbest... Then a single Browns fan by the name of Denny Blaze -- I'm assuming that's his stage name -- goes and does something like this, and everything you thought you knew turns out to be wrong.
I try not to be too preachy, but when you make Kevin Federline look like a hip, well-spoken, legitimate musician, it's probably time to kill yourself.
(Thanks, and blame, goes to Norv's Feb for the tip.)
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"Now, don't touch the mike, cause it'll make pops."
Nice. When are people going to learn to stop making "songs" for their teams?
That's the "Average Homeboy." Here's his demo tape, where he shows of his skills in basketball but reminds us he won't play until he gets his favorite breakfast:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7ngh3AuGgw
"Forget About Me"? How very apt.
I'm just glad Denny Blaze finally cleared up the confusion as to whether or not he is a "hardcore gangster." Music scholars have been debating this issue for years.
"Go for the bomb!"
Success.
everyone here is now dumber for having read this post. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
the preseason is fun
Yall crzy danny blaze rulz man u go dawg
The scariest part of that video is the girl (maybe) at 25 seconds in dressed in black who looks exactly like Steve Stifler.
If only there were more than seven Seahawk fans, we could make sweeping generalizations about them.
Will that replace the "M*A*S*H" theme as the Browns fight song?
That's not fair Ape, I counted 12 of them at the Super Bowl and I'm sure 20 or more watching at home.
They just did a big story on this guy recently in the Cleveland Free Times.
I think he's a the poor man's Snow.
I told everyone that that rap would lead to the fall of western civilization, but no one listened.
I hope you are all happy now.
They just did a big story on this guy recently in the Cleveland Free Times.
Was it part of a series about local retarded kids?
*sigh*
Ohio.
Beautiful response, Ape. By the way, Cavey used me in his latest AOL post:
http://nfl.aolsportsblog.com/2006/08/31/qwest-field-security-in-dire-need-of-reform-before-final-preseas/
I have no defense against Seattle fans' reputation, or lack thereof. All I can do is go on the offensive.
Look, there's a mountain in our skyline! Our city is better! Who needs a Super Bowl ring?
Dig on this, Kolber Kissers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MOOv6mZ7-wQ
psssst....mountain in the skyline??? Who the hell cares. Seattle is not the best city, you happen to be living in it now.
white people scare me
i'm with anon
12:51
Was that an autographed photo of the Hoff on his wall? So, like, he's got that going for him, right?
Blaze on!
This is part of the new Christopher Guest film, right?
Y'all just haters yo.
At least his mom loves him... I think.
While most people bash this song, "I like to be on a positive tip". With that being said, at least it was only 1:52 long.
I'm a Steeler fan and I passed Calculus 2 in college!
WHO'S DUMB NOW FOOL!?!?!??!?
That's a pretty big trailer home.
It took me hours and hours to come up with this two sentence comment:
Danny Blaze is BETTER than Kevin Federline. Barely.
Yeah, at least the Underwear Mishaps don't have a dead tree crew. That's still shaking my confidence in my washington fanbase bredren.
her name is the bone lady...
Michael Stanley...gimme a break. I remember hearing him on WNCX once. He said something like the following, "The WNCX and this is Michael Stanley. Be sure to catch the Michael Stanley band this weekend at Nautica. Coming up next, the Michael Stanley Band." He sucks.
Yeah...it sucks being a Browns fan.
What I fear most -- other than carnie folk -- is that this debut will lead inevitably to a Tupac-vs-Biggie-style rivalry between Denny Blaze and Lil Ronnie. This could escalate to proportions never before seen in the Great Lakes region.
Remember, There ain't no party like Midwest party 'cause a Midwest party don't start.
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