Monday, January 22, 2007

Mort: Vick did not try to ruin career over $7 worth of shake

Over at ESPN.com, Mort's source tells him Mike Vick will be "exonerated" in the Miami airport imbroglio. Does this mean that authorities will announce that Vick's James Bond edition Aquafina bottle contained no contraband? If so, that still wouldn't explain why Vick was carrying a bottle-safe with ashy residue surreptitiously stowed away. I foresee the word "misunderstanding" being bandied about in the near future.

All of this is a thinly-veiled pretext to show this glorious fruit of the bountiful YouTube tree. I saw this on TV early Sunday morning, but didn't realize it was online until I saw it on Card Chronicle today. Enjoy.

10 comments:

peter king crowned my ass said...

"Throw it away."

Maybe the funniest bit on SNL in years.

Laser Rocket Arm said...

When did SNL start having funny stuff on it again?

Chris said...

When did SNL start having funny stuff on it again?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dmVU08zVpA&eurl

fallex said...

Like any aging slugger, SNL whiffs a lot but can still occasionally jack one out of the park.

Seth Myers still sucks on the news. Oh and everything else.

Becky said...

The suggestion to throw it away - laughable on two counts. A nice little piece of work from a show I never watch anymore.

Jon Koncak's Thighs said...

Definitely good stuff. We here in ATL just take a bemusedly vexed stance towards the whole situation. I just want him to win games.

I am, however, looking excitedly towards Mike and Marcus descending upon Miami in a matter of days. Lock up your pre-teen daughters, Miami...

dp said...

For some reason, I was actually watching SNL on Saturday (wow, I can't believe I just wrote that). The Michael Vick bit was the only thing I laughed at in the entire episode. SNL still sucks, people - have no doubt in that.

Todd Umbarger said...

RONMEXICO® Bottled Water:

http://toddumbarger.blogspot.com/2007/01/bad-sports-11.html

Clint said...

Whats worse, Sexy Rexy on "X" or the Vick Brothers high and drunk off 40's around overdeveloped 8th grade hunnies?

Mike said...

Whats worse, Sexy Rexy on "X" or the Vick Brothers high and drunk off 40's around overdeveloped 8th grade hunnies?

The Mexico brothers, easily.