It's Like Being Raped, Passing Out From Trauma, And Then Waking Up To Discover You're Still Being Raped
I just... I just really don't know what to say to you Detroit fans out there. You get at least one more year of this colossal shitdick, and likely more beyond that. This is the point where seething hatred transforms into callous indifference. There's a whole generation of kids growing up in Michigan who will eschew buying tickets to Ford Field and spend their time auditioning for Pants Off Dance Off. And that's as it should be.
Ford's slogan is "Bold Moves". Know what would be a bold move, William Clay Ford? Dying. Dying so that the Lions can fire this braindead asshole and your company can produce a car that won't end up on a fucking Avis lot within two weeks off the line.
At least Al Davis has the courtesy to be currently dying. Why don't you try the same, shitbox?