Thursday, January 18, 2007

New Orleans, You Haven't Seen a Devastating Flood Until You've Seen the Sex Cannon in Action

Weather forecast for Sunday:

Chicago: High of 29 degrees Fahrenheit; forty percent chance of precipitation.

Saints bench, Soldier Field: Unseasonably warm; repeated bursts of heavy showers. It's gonna be hot and sticky.

DISCLAIMER: Women are discouraged from watching the following video, as scientists have yet to find conclusive evidence that it doesn't result in pregnancy.


NOTE: We'd like to thank the mystery man that recorded the song, which we found on a Bears message board we can no longer find. If you're the genius behind this song and want some credit, please email us.

12 comments:

TroubleHelix said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA....
more, i want MORE!

Laser Rocket Arm said...

That was made of so much awesome I literally can't find words to describe it. GOD BLESS THE INTERNET

Becky said...

Just, wow.

The first SexyBack tribute song that I could really get behind. Well, seeing as how it's about the cumslinger, it would probably get behind me, but you know what I meant.

Chris said...

Peter King is not amused.

Clint said...

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's awesome. It's official, This fucking place rocks. Just when I thought it couldn't get any better.

Btw ,I was going to have Pad Thai for lunch today.

mcSey said...

Somehow pointing the Sex Cannon at a bunch of Saints feels like blasphemy.

WeJamEcono said...

"GO Rexy GO"

great, just a tune i need as i'm on my way to the gym. thanks captain. i think.

B. said...

That song was recorded for a morning radio show here in Chicago. They have been using it all season long, well at least since the Cardinals game, when discussing The Sex Cannon in the mornings.

I haven't checked the statistics, but I am pretty sure Chicago is going to have a population boom in the next 6 to 9 months.

PANGER said...

i watched the video and now i'm late.

(at least that's what i'm telling my boyfriend who's been out of town the last two months.)

CNE said...

Can you hook a brother up with an archive (.zip) of all the images you used in that video? I so want to put "I just came all over your cover-2!" in every place I can post it. Every desktop computer in my lab should be adorned with those!

The Feed said...

Thank god I was wearing a raincoat.

Mezzrow said...

re: the Pad Thai

those aren't noodles. They're giant ropy strands of Rexxtasy placed there by the Pattaya chapter of the "Sex Cannon Love Team" flown in by the King of Thailand for halftime of the Seattle game. Don't forget to floss, Rachel.