Monday, January 15, 2007

The Worst Post-Game Press Conference Ever

How do you like those Golden Globes?

20 comments:

Dave F'n Bates said...

God Almighty. There was no point to that post other than to elicit raucous, idiotic, in-spite-of-myself laughter.

That being said, mission accomplished, sir.

Beantown said...

Holy shit that is disturbing! MMP you are sick bastard..

doug_plank said...

Jesus H Tap Dancing Christ.

The horror, the horror.

Christmas Ape said...

When he's done coaching, they're going to use him to make a fine lipstick for Cris Collinsworth.

Unsilent Majority said...

when i saw that saved on the dashboard over the weekend i almost wet myself.

Claude Balls said...

Fuck, I'd rather see the Donkey Porn. You bastard.

verification: befitju

Captain Caveman said...

Well, at least he's still wearing the headset.

Signal to Noise said...

Whale blubber is a delicacy to a Native American tribe whom I can't remember, and I think to the Japanese as well.

swing4 said...

I didn't notice the headset in that photo until I read CC's comment. Jesus.

Clint said...

Whoa! Now that's a titty.

Matt said...

H'OH GOD.

Barney said...

I don't think the good Dr. Julius Hibbert much likes what he sees either. Sort of the proctology exam from hell.

- Dannelke

becky said...

I wish I had more hands...so I could give those titties FOUR THUMBS DOWN!!!

The Pirate Sloth said...

Man...I wish I hadn't have looked at this right before going to bed.

I'm gonna have nightmares.

Becky said...

When we requested butter chests, we did not mean chests of men who eat 4 pounds of butter at every meal. Jesus.

Draft Dodgers said...

Suddenly, that mental image of Romo's cock penetrating PK isn't quite as disturbing as it once was. Anyway, is it me, or does his facial expression and body language suggest the Sex Cannon went deep?

the dude said...

Raja goobia naba wookie nipple pinchy!

4giantsfans said...

Oh thank god I didn't have breakfast. I'm not sure if I would have thrown up in disgust or laughter. Thanks MMP.

J.L. White said...

Hold up, MMP. Why did you photoshop Bill Parcells' breasts onto that picture of Mike Holmgren? I've seen Holmgren in a t-shirt, and he's a good cup size or two smaller.

rar288 said...

Thats because Holmgren wears a bra j.l. white.

Oh sorry...a bro....or manzier.

If you dont respond to this good sir, you are a coward. You are also a coward if you don't appear on my show.