Friday, January 26, 2007

Minority Report: Your Non-White Cheerleaders of the Week

We're a bunch of white dudes writing this blog (Sorry, Unsilent Majority: Jewish is white). And whether we like it or not, we too often feature hot cheerleaders that share our skin tone (although it's hard to find a cheerleader with my unique brand of pale). Granted, most NFL cheeleaders are white, too, but that's no excuse. You deserve some diversity. And today, you get some.

Let's start things off by getting an early jump on Black History Month:


And here's a Hispanic Niners cheerleader. Guaranteed to be 70% more insane than your average white cheerleader!


One of the Dolphins girls. I have no clue what race she is specifically... but she probably does math better than I do.


And finally...


How is she a minority? Well, I heard that she DOESN'T have drunken lesbian sex in public restrooms. Prude.

24 comments:

peter king crowned my ass said...

There are two NFL cheerleaders named Katrina. One for SD, one for...Miami, I think?

Awful Chief said...

greatest custom Saints jersey would be
Name: Katrina
Number: 05

Mike said...

My god, that Dolphin girl is hot.

S.S.S. said...

I have a sudden insatiable craving for chocolate milk...

Perks said...

the comment for the dolphin girl is hystercial.

also, is it wrong to say that I think the Falcons girl in the background looks hotter than the one featured?

Otto Man said...

also, is it wrong to say that I think the Falcons girl in the background looks hotter than the one featured?

Since the freeze-frame makes her look like Nick Nolte's mugshot ... yes, it is wrong.

Mike said...

Plus the inconvenient fact that she's a Bucs cheerleader. But hey, same division, so who gives a shit.

whitefolks said...

Again, no other city in professional sports gets cheerleaders the quality that Miami does. Even in LA and New York, no team that I've seen can hold a candle, fleshlight or double ended Smoot to Dolphin cheerleaders.

I cannot wait to get back home in a couple of weeks to enjoy some more.

HofC said...

Ummm...

Yes, yes, yes, yes, and yes

MCPO Airdale said...

Spanktastic. . .all of them.

Suss & The Family Stone said...

I don't think Caveman would spend an entire post on an old, old, wooden ship.

8hrdrive said...

I like ethnic girls.

TheBigO said...

oh my god, you guys do care *sniff* I'm *sniff* so *sniff* happy.

On the reals though, was that so hard? It was waaaaaay overdue, good lookin out.

WV: SSDUK or in other words sick duck.

Unsilent Majority said...

I don't like labels.

save the steagles said...

The NFL is so magical it can make hot pants that don't rise-up. How are there people in the world who don't see this greatness.

Justin said...

The NFL is simply breathe taking n with these sexy gals around its more fun.
check this out pam and her pooches

Sarge said...

didn't get a chance to scope out the profile, but is there any chance the dolphins chick is also a ... waitress?

Signal to Noise said...

Guaranteed to be 70% more insane than your average white cheerleader!

I'll take those odds and that rack, please.

lieutenant winslow said...

i love diversity day

Jackin'4Beats said...

I'll take those odds and that rack, please.

I second that, then second that again. I just refuse to get sloppy seconds after you stn...but I hear you.

Sweet, sweet ethnic poon tang.

WeJamEcono said...

I'm okay on seconds. Sometimes when you are faced with greatness, you are happy spending a few extra moments cleaning up before you start.

the dude said...

I have a craving for brown sugar.

Engineer Sighted said...

also, is it wrong to say that I think the Falcons girl in the background looks hotter than the one featured?

Yes, absolutely because they are Buccaneers cheerleaders. Say what you want about how awful the team was, but there may be fisticuffs if you take away the one bright spot from the Tampa Bay season. And give them to the Falcons, no less.

mind... said...

that Dolphin cheerleader is ridiculously hot.

awesome.