Sunday, January 21, 2007

Looks Like Snow, but I Suggest a Raincoat: The Official KSK Saints-Bears Thread


You know how this works, children. If for whatever reason you're not at some raucous party or sports bar, leave your comments here to feel less alone.

I'm also making a plea to Bears homers to visit the game thread at the KSK Message Board. For the last three weeks that place has just been three or four Saints fans talking shit about how awesome the Saints are. So please, stop by and offer to rebuild their homes or loot them some potable water or something.

70 comments:

MemphisRaines said...

Joe Buck called Grossman "Rexy" on the pregame - I'm debating with myself whether it's because he reads this blog or because he's been on the receiving end of a throwgasm.

SatanSmiling said...

That looting potable water comment was pretty harsh mate. Don't think enough time has past for that kind of banter. Or do you just hate black people?

Unsilent Majority said...

you're the devil

Captain Caveman said...

That looting potable water comment was pretty harsh mate. Don't think enough time has past for that kind of banter.

Shut up and loot me a beer.

Grimey said...

Not so quick story: during the FSU-Miami game this year, I showed up at Beef O'Brady's after halftime to meet some friends. Apparently throughout the first half, one of my friends was verbally haranguing another patron, a New Orleans fan (and as we would later learn, a guy displaced by Katrina), saying that he hoped that Reggie Bush's legs would become removed from his body at one point during the season.

So naturally, this guy tries to pick a fight with me. The guy who just got there. After creating multiple scenes, the owner (who we knew) asked said New Orleans fan to leave.

So now, after this great New Orleans season, and this appearance in the NFC Championship Game, I can only hope that guy got into a drunk driving accident that night and died in a fire.

Signal to Noise said...

Yeah, I think we can throw out the conspiracy theory of "the NFL is having the refs put in the fix for the Saints" right now.

Marty McMustache said...

Word in Chicago is because it's so cold that Sexy Rexy warmed up by sexually pleasing three elephants at the local Chicago zoo. They were also endangered species thanks to Rex's soup can wide, flag pole long dong they can live on. Rex Grossman: Humanitarian.

Grimey said...

Marty, I think someone is telling you a story.

SatanSmiling said...

Shut up and loot me a beer.

Nah, if I do loot any beer, I'm keeping them for myself. Same goes for the women.

Marty McMustache said...

grimey,

whats the story your hearing out of Chicago?

Grimey said...

I heard that Bono and Green Day are going to perform a new song at halftime... "The Bears Are Covering."

Marty McMustache said...

I was expecting something with a little bit more rim-shot material. Hey, if thats what your hearing thats what your hearing.

Marty McMustache said...

Anyway off of football. If I had a choice to bang Paris Hilton or the "Fuck da Eagles" girl. I would bang the Fuck DaEagles girl. Such hostility and anger towards a team could only mean it translate into some snot knocking kinky sex that Donkey Punches will be in session.

Grimey said...

Yeah, I think I cursed my bet with that comment.

SatanSmiling said...

As UM very astutely pointed out, I am the devil. We all know God creates the hot chicks. But I create the slutty ones who let you donkey punch. The "fuck da eagles" girl was one of my finer creations.

Grimey said...

Howie Long looks like he's going to be hanging out at a playground after the game.

Marty McMustache said...

Awesome halftime reporting from the RCA Dome by Fox. A 2 minutes Tom Brady, Dome record slurping, with an in depth report about the playing field in Foxboro.

Also video of him canoodling with a female.

Don't forget about the reporter tripping all over himself. Buddy Guy can play a guitar.

Grimey said...

And by the way, donkey punching is not something you ask permission to do. That pretty much ruins the element of surprise.

becky said...

forecast for 2nd half: multiple rexgasms (please?)

J.L. White said...

Remember how MC Hammer used to wear those Hurricane pants? (Or still does, for all I know.) Well, I believe the refs are now wearing Hurricane shirts.

Which is just another sign that the NFL wants to Saints to win. They better throw the game quickly, before the Bears get too far ahead.

Grimey said...

I cannot believe I cursed my bet. Goddammit.

J.L. White said...

Another sign of a fix: The word verification I used for this post was hoaxm. Then Reggie Bush ran in an amazing TD reception. That means God wants the Saints to win, too. I don't think The Sex Cannon can throw-fuck his way out of this one!

Captain Caveman said...

Reggie Bush = good at football

Grimey said...

Reggie Bush = bad at dancing

J.L. White said...

That ball from Sexy Rexy would have been caught, if only the receiver didn't fall down. And by receiver, I mean that unknown Saints DB.

Marty McMustache said...

Jesus, I guess they threw out that rule "offensive holding" for this game.

Grimey said...

Drew Brees is playing like the balls right now. And Rex must be thinking about baseball. Or Renee Zellweger.

MDG said...

Does T Jones only keep a Ferrari in Miami? What about a house or something.

J.L. White said...

Maybe it's this flu I got that making me loopy right now, but isn't it funny that the Saints have both TE Mike Karney and K John Carney on the same team? For some reason, I love it when teams collect guys with the same name. The Saints should also sign the rotting corpse of Art Carney, and the Carney Folk from that one episode of The Simpsons.

And, no, I'm not changing my avatar because of what happened last week. Fuck you.

J.L. White said...

Perhaps I should stop talking now. Maybe I should sit this play out.

I miss Jay Bellamy's smell, his musk.

I need more medicine.

Marty McMustache said...

Anyway back to the 2 girls. I could see Paris just wanting the normal man on top sex. Fuck Da Eagles, she just looks like the type you pin up her legs behindher head and you beat it senceless. All the while she's screaming about how Drew Brees gave her double penetration......yes just Drew Brees...think about it....

MDG said...

I think she'd be screaming more about Fujita then Brees for some reason.

R said...

drew brees has two penises?

wait til rexy finds out about that.

Signal to Noise said...

Fuck Da Eagles looks like my kind of white trash.

Reggie Bush makes football plays.

Grimey said...

FuckDaEagles looks like she's going to turn in an application to Hot Topic next week.

R said...

the unfortunate thing is that you can't see the "I DID" on the back of that t-shirt.

Marty McMustache said...

Drew Brees has a face. Then that thing on his face has a penis. That was the DP reference.

Speaking of whores anyone seen those naked pics of the Lousiville cheerleader??

Marty McMustache said...

i meant Drew Brees has a penis. I'm a fucking idiot.

MDG said...

so you're saying he's a dickhead? or a Penis face?

Marty McMustache said...

mdg, I'm saying he pleases women without the bravado of Rex-Nasty. Brees is the quite guy that you never think is banging hot chicks but he's a reputable swordsman, to the likes of Rex.

this typing in 9 letter before I can post is some horseshit by the way.

Signal to Noise said...

grimey: you say that like it's a bad thing.

Grimey said...

Marty, I don't think that's physically possible.

MDG said...

I see. He pulls in the poon. Hell I tell people I got cut from the practice squad and it works for me.

Marty McMustache said...

grimley...I hear Rex and Drew are having a fuck festivus after this game. Expect a baby boom in Chicago around October of 2007, and Chicago to be declared a distaster area by the government as early as 8 am Monday morning.

Manning and Brady will have their own in Indy.

MDG said...

REXTASY IS HEATING UP NO MORE FOREPLAY!ngd

Grimey said...

Well, signal, I do tend towards the classy, sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society bus station skank.

Grimey said...

HOLY SHIT

MDG said...

THROWGASM

Signal to Noise said...

multiple throwgasms.

Hide the women and jailbait within a 100-mile radius, Chicago.

Marty McMustache said...

Mmmmmmm....Rexy just pulled out and busted all over the field.

Grimey said...

Ogunleye is so down by contact.

Marty McMustache said...

Rexy is awaiting the review while being fluffed by watching that last TD he threw.

R said...

that's not snow...it's frozen load.

rexy is about to do some snowballing.

Marty McMustache said...

I'm so glad the Saints aren't going to win this game. I'd rather staple my dick to the wall than watch SportsCenter for 2 weeks and hear about how great Reggie Bush is, and about team of Destiny and all that other Media pushed shit.

MDG said...

Fred Thomas is on the bench but unable to sit due to Rextasy penitrating his anus multiple times.

MDG said...

hide the women and children Rexy is going out tonight!

Marty McMustache said...

Ha! Ha! Fuck a Saint. Like any of their fans knew what the hell was going on anyway.

Grimey said...

Instead you'll get to hear two weeks of Mike Golic and Mark Schlereth and Sean Salisbury all saying, "Either Grossman will play a great game, or he'll play horribly. We just don't know."

Grimey said...

There's no "I" in "Team", but there is an "Orgasm" in "Grossman."

Marty McMustache said...

Mike Golic should be banned from anything that has to do with a mass of people actually listening to him. His morning show sucks, and his bit of being ohhh the beer drinking fans guy sucks.

Rex is going to fuck like theres no tomarrow tonight.

Marty McMustache said...

I bet there's no method to Rex's madness after this game. He's gonna fuck anything that walks.

Grimey said...

This game reminds me of how Drew Brees played in my fantasy football playoffs.

chiswede said...

Hooray, no more Joe Buck for the year! And no, Joe, an interception wouldn't have been worse for Brees, you retard.

Grimey said...

You know what this means? Kyle Orton gets to pantomime on a guitar!!!

dusty said...

Joe Buck said Urlacher unloaded. Is he possibly reading KSK during the commerical breaks?

Its just a thought.

J.L. White said...

Okay, the fog and delirium has lifted, now I can watch the big game rational.......WHA?!?!?!?!? How did the Bears score so many points? I guess the only thing more powerful than The Team Of Destiney is a jolt of Throwgasm fro the Sex Cannon.

Cootch Hounds 1, Jesus 0.

Grimey said...

This all proves my theory: God hates New Orleans.

Protocoach said...

DAAAAA.............BEARS!

Clint said...

Paris: Don't come near Miami for the next two weeks, I don't care what kickin' parties are there. Stay the fuck in new york. Unless you wanna become Rexy's next cum dumpster that is.

Clint said...

Ironically, that last comment was #69. Coincidence?, I think not.