Friday, January 12, 2007

Running Out Of Real Estate:
Your Weekly Cheerleader Post

Seven games, man. And, fuck no, we're not counting the Pro Bowl.

As of today, you have seven NFL games left to watch for this, the (still) 2006 season: four this weekend, two conf--ah, fuck you, you know how to count. We may consider this shorter end of the slate to be a good thing, as the games have a tendancy to obstruct the flow of phallic humor and narrative chicanery that finds its way to your browser each day.

And when those are finished, there'll still be some other shit going on: that one game in Hawai'i, the combines in Indy, the Draft, and then the domestic abuse reports/shootings/DUIs/self-imposed facial rearrangements that the offseason is all but guaranteeing us.

True to form, your cheerleader today is Ashleigh van Gerven, who will be rooting hard for her Patriots to prevail over the Chargers this Sunday. I am rooting hard as well, but in an entirely different sense.



We'll have previews for Sunday's games up tomorrow. Until then, don't you go changin'.

12 comments:

Undercover Soul Brother said...

May they always be so Fluffy!

TroubleHelix said...

amazing
how do you get your abs that flat?!?!

Signal to Noise said...

Very nice. John Popper is promptly dumping his current cheerleader squeeze and preparing to ruin Ashleigh for us.

Unsilent Majority said...

her hair is so natural!

Becky said...

Oh my god, is she reminding me I need to do some crunches.

Damn, Punter, you just ruined my weekend.

Suss & The Family Stone said...

Great, now my Firefox has herpes.

doug_plank said...

"Ashleigh van Gerven"?

More like Lili Von Shtupp.

Kyle said...

i would drag her across gravel.

8hrdrive said...

Anna Nicole Smith, circa 1996?

She's my baby, Anna!!!!!!

Captain Caveman said...

Some lady kissed her swimsuit a lot.

OkieRover said...

Oh holy crap!
Wow!

Beantown said...

MMP - nice work, damn!