Sunday, January 21, 2007

People Of Miami, Lock Up Your Vaginas


For those who love the cock... FI-AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

22 comments:

Marty McMustache said...

Rex Grossman and Tank Johnson in Miami. Oh Shit. All the women are gonna be knocked up and all little Havana will bea damn war zone.

Signal to Noise said...

Never mind the devastation that will be visited upon South Beach if Tom Brady beats Peyton again.

The Sex Cannon will have all of Miami screaming, "Ay, Papi!"

Captain Caveman said...

Don't forget Urlacher and his pussymongering ways.

Scott said...

I'm still picking the Saints.

J.L. White said...

With the Sex Cannon taking aim at all the suger holes throughout South Florida, what to make of the next game? Awww, shucks, I guess I'm starting to feel sorry for Mr. Choksondik, Peyton Manning. A win today, and he can escape the rural midwest, and head over to The Birdcage, and hang out with his own kind.

Grimey said...

Are you sure it's not vaginae?

peter king crowned my ass said...

>BOOM!<

WE SA-LUTE YOU!

Suss & The Family Stone said...

It's "vaginii"

Which I think was my verification word a couple weeks ago.

Trey said...

SUPERGASM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pemulis said...

is tank johnson going to play? i thought he couldnt leave the state.

Larry Bird Flu said...

Forecast for Miami in 2 weeks: hot and wet with an expected surge of Rex juice soaking South Beach.

Marty McMustache said...

The analyist are already saying the AFC teams defense will have to be flexible to the multi talented running and recieving ways of Reggie Bush. You say Bush plays for the Saints, they lost. Yeah, but Reggie Bush is just that damn good.

CNE said...

Is it me, or did Reggie Bush's somersault into the end zone basically piss off the Bears D and seal the game? Silly rookies.

xtremextine said...

Pemulis
tank needs to file for permission to leave the state. he'll get it to cos its for work. his next hearing is on the 23rd.


oh and i love how everyone said they'd lose. ahh makes it even sweeter!

anon said...

"For those who love the cock..."

We salute you?

anon said...

> is tank johnson going to play? i thought he couldnt leave the state.

> tank needs to file for permission to leave the state. he'll get it to cos its for work. his next hearing is on the 23rd.

In a hearing earlier in the month in Lake County on the charges of not having a Firearm Owners Identification Card, the judge cleared him to go to Miami should the Bears advance.

He still has to be cleared by a Cook County judge, where he faces the charges of violating his probation.

The home confinement went into effect after a preliminary hearing in Cook County court and is effective through Tank's Jan. 23rd hearing

The Andre Waters Experience said...

I'd just like to congratulate "Pemulis" for bring Dovid Foster Wallace references to a snarky football message board.

One small step for man, one giant leap for post-modernist wunderkinden everywhere.

The Andre Waters Experience said...

Rather, _David_ Foster Wallace. "Dovid" is a bit too rabbinic for such a WASPy guy.

doug_plank said...

Buy stock in Trojan!!!


GO BEARS!!!

IM DRUNK!!!!!!!!!!!


WHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Nope said...

Urlacher?!?!

I hardly even know her.

the sharpe said...

Tank johnson vs Miami U's football team in a winner shoots all gun battle...who ya got?

Clint said...

The Cumslinger is a living legend. My new favorite cockthlete.