This week's meast is no surprise. It's the Carolina Panthers defense, which I again remind you hit the spleen out of Chris Simms, which is badass.
Of course, losing one's spleen isn't a time for joking. You have to be sensitive when someone gets the shit kicked out of them so thoroughly, or when someone may or may not have committed suicide, or when Bill Simmons hosts a chat. Or maybe everything is just fun and games with you people. Well, there's nothing funny about life! The Kids in the Hall taught us that:
Life is short
Life is shit
And soon, it will be OVER!
Then again, there is this clip of Norm MacDonald making fun of the Crocodile Hunter dying: