Morten Andersen ends retirement, tells kids to get off his lawn
Kicker Morten Andersen ended his two-year retirement this week, signing with the Atlanta Falcons. Following Tuesday's press conference, Andersen ordered a small group of teenagers congregating near his property to "move it along now." Andersen, the NFL's second all-time leading scorer, then drove his 1985 Buick Regal to the Town 'n' Country Buffet, for the early-bird. Mort capped of his day by feeding the ducks while humming Guy Lombardo tunes at the pond near his retirement community.
"I don't kicks when 'NCIS' is on, iffin' ya please." 
8 comments:
Didn't this asshole miss a 40-yard field goal with Minnesota because HE KICKED IT SHORT?
flub, you forgot to mention the part where he went to see his grandkids and passed off sticks of gum as a "gift."
Cough drops are not candy!!!
I heard he's going to be inactive for day games beacause of syndicated episodes of Murder, She Wrote.
Does Under Armor offer an adult diaper?
Maaatlooock!
jester, I can't believe you changed your pic. That drunken Muppet was awesome.
go to bed, old man.
I wonder if him and Vick will hit up Buckhead together...
everybody break out their single-bar face masks!
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