Kickoff Bukkake - One Yard of Awkwardness With: Diddy
Tonight, the NFL regales you with a kickoff show that you will almost certainly ignore in favor of eating dinner. Your musical guests are Cassie, Rascal Flatts (which, to me, is the exact opposite of a porn star name), and Diddy. I had a chance earlier today to speak with Diddy live HERE IN PITTSBURGH.
Big Daddy Drew: Diddy, thanks for taking the time to join us.
Diddy: No problem.
Drew: Are you amazed by how much your life and career have prospered since you had Biggie murdered?
Diddy: This interview is over.
13 comments:
Over just like Diddys career.
I hope he wears the Football or Die Shirt
Beautiful.
Sweet and short.
Damn, you guys have equaled this entire blogs total output in one day. Impressive.
You people should really be giving out free towels and shit. This is getting messy.
HAHAHA
the opposite of rascal flatts...angel curves
oh...my...god
I bow at your feet. The elegance, the parsimony ...
Funny, but unfortunately Diddy is in Miami with the rest of the rap/hip hop/ r&b or whatever the hell style it is. Apparently they don't want the races intermingling from the Rascal Flats and the Diddy shows. That and Diddy is none too impressed by the poon in Pittsburgh.
can't stop...won't stop...
you should have brought him the breast milk of a cambodian immigrant.
it's the finest of that breast milks!
Watch your back BDD. You don't piss Diddy off and get away with it.
Notice how Puffy/Diddy/Whomever's career has faded since he lost Jennifer Lopez? And Affleck hasn't done much either since they split up?
It's the crazy Puerto Rican Ass, ladies and gentlemen. It's got absurd powers. Affleck taps it in a Music Video and before you can say "my hump," his career is gone. Hell, at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Jennifer Lopez, Flygirl, was responsible for Tupac.
Remember, as they say with Spider-Man: With Great Power comes Great Responsibility.
I nearly spit tea on my keyboard.
Thanks.
Post a Comment