Friday, September 8, 2006

Know Your Broncos Cheerleader Toe


Maybe it's the beer talking Bronco ladies but you got a butt that won't quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here merJanthfgrr FIVE DOLLARS??!!!? Get outta here...

21 comments:

Unsilent Majority said...

i love the pitch of homer's voice when he says five dollars.

WeJamEcono said...

Big Daddy Drew - that looks like some High Plains Drifting Furburger....Cue Morricone

Christmas Ape said...

Dear Edna,
Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage to inspire me while I gapped my spark plugs.

Captain Caveman said...

"Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you."

Logical Negativist said...

Think unsexy thoughts, think unsexy thoughts. Think unsexy thoughts.

Anonymous said...

Like nothin' at all ... nothin' at all ... nothin' at all.

Stupid sexy Flanders!!

Unsilent Majority said...

what the fuck is wrong with you?e

doug_plank said...

Did Pixar make that film?

Rich Uncle Skeleton said...

Hey anon, As UM so eloquently put it, the fuck's the matter w/ you?

Oh and..."Come on everybody have some sexual congress, not the kind of congress that contains Paul Tsongas."

BoSox Siobhan said...

Anon 4:27:
That shit (quite literally) is the reason I leave you boys to your own devices on Fridays.

Unsilent Majority said...

that shit's nowhere near my alley

Muffed Punt said...

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit right there

Otto Man said...

"Three simple words: I. Am. Gay."

And I'm a lifelong Chiefs fan, but I think my Little Arrowhead just became a Broncos backer. Fucking traitor.

TheBigO said...

What the fuck Anon?? I can't believe that there's muthafuckas out there that would get off on some shit like that (no pun intended). I like porn as much as the next cat but goddamn. I gotta go wash my fuckin eyes after readin that shit. And you're right nobody had to read it but it's like a fuckin train wreck. Isn't there more appropriate blogs you could post that on? like shitters weekly, or feaces aficionado.

Muffed Punt,

I know right??? Fuck. More cheerleaders less poopy.

Muffed Punt said...

I'm all for some nice scatalogical humor. In fact, I'm all about jokes about poop, poop also a very bunny but seriously. That was just uncalled for in this discussion.

She wore a raspberry beret... the kinda you get from a...

oh nevermind.

DCThrowback said...

Alright...Hootie McBoob it is.

I am not going to be Chesty LaRue, Hootie McBoob or Busty Sinclair! Good night, Homer.

(cue end music)

G'night Hootie.

Don't touch those!

Chairface Chippendale said...

As much as I hate myself for sidetracking a post about cheerleaders, I really need a place to vent about these god fucking damned Manning commercials on NBC.

I may be a Giants fan, but that doesn't mean a flying shit right now. I hope Jared Lorenzen eats them both and then starts the game.

Unsilent Majority said...

i couldn't agree with you more. the only thing worse than the game was the halftime commercial

doug_plank said...

U.M.-

Obviously you do not have HD other wise looking at Andrea Kremer's turkey kneck would have made your sack go up to your lungs.

Otto Man said...

Yeah, the HDTV certainly has its down side. But I do enjoy seeing the individual blades of artificial turf on Al Michael's scalp.

the dude said...

Let me just push the button for the stimulator...I mean elevator.