It's All Fun and Games 'Til Someone Goes to Prison
It's official: Mo Clarett is headed to the hoosegow. Seems unfair if you ask me. Nobody got hurt in the series of Clarett fiascos -- well, except for Clarett when he got tazed... and Mike Shanahan's pride when he realized that his system only works for backs who have some semblance of speed and power.
Three and a half years just for driving drunk and going apeshit on cops when you have assault rifles in your car. Bullshit, man. O.J. killed two people and it barely interrupted his golf schedule.
Well, stay strong, Mo. We're behind you. And we mean that seriously, not in an anal-rape-joke kind of way.
7 comments:
uh...i definately meant it in an anal-rape-joke kind of way
My fantasy football team-
"Gettin My Goose On"
will put black arm bands around there water bottles.
Jeebus..Mo is going to jail? Best place for a felony-dumbass such as Mo. Bet he doesn't get constipated at all..everything should just flow for Mo..
He may lose his innocence, but at least he'll gain a convenient storage space.
Hey, say what you will, his career trajectory still beats Len Bias.
i'd rather od on celebratory yay than be in mo's laceless shoes
Free meals, a weight room, simple wardrobe, and no mortgage? Aside from the violent assrape and total lack of freedom, prison seems like a piece of cake.
Bias is up for parole in...well, infinity.
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