Thursday, September 7, 2006

Kickoff Bukkake: Inside Pittsburgh's Toy Stores

Wow! Seriously, EVERYTHING in this town is black and gold. You get the feeling that the Pirates and Penguins went with black and gold just because they didn't want to rock the boat.

Here in the local Toys 'R' Us -- the store's name, I'm told, is the result of a Pittsburgher's grammar -- the trend continues. All of the hottest toys for Pittsburgh tots are painted black and gold: the cup with the ball on a string, bags of lead paint chips, medium-sized rocks, the Easy-Bake deep fryer...

Oh, and I also found this:

(Image by Patrick Westerfeld)

It's the hottest seller since the Tonka bus.

8 comments:

jester0165 said...

i'm not sure roethlisberger has an adam's apple.

Roy Hobbs said...

Good lord, but you guys are prolific today.

swing4 said...

"Medium sized rocks" was nice.

rsr26 (aka Johnny Utah) said...

the operation guy looks sort of like Hitler.

mrmom61 said...

That pre-game was the shit. A big steaming pile. And Pink you stink.

WeJamEcono said...

The Hillbillies Represent!!!!

BoSox Siobhan said...

Does Big Ben even have a brain?

WeJamEcono said...

no brain but a big pair of brass balls. all that is required in Pgh, as shown by the Iron City Bukkake-athon