Bukkake, With Ketchup!

This is Drew reporting LIVE from Pittsburgh. I'm actually in Heinz Field as we speak. That's me over there. Section 208. I'm wearing a Swiss Army Watch.

The atmosphere here this afternoon is ELECTRIC. I have already personally witnessed three parking lot fingerbangings, with plenty more sure to come! This morning, I had a chance to speak with Steelers head coach Bill Cowher. I asked if Hines Ward would be ready to go tonight. He said Ward was questionable. And then I grabbed Cowher and screamed at him, "Don't give me that questionable shit! I have a fantasy team and I need to figure out my lineup, you strong-jawed fuckfart!" Cowher still remains mum about Ward's status. Did you know this may be Cowher's last year? Did you know he bought a house in Raliegh? Did you know that? Did you?

Back later today with a special guest, plus other measty goodies....