Nick Saban Once Inhaled a Seagull
This is the Unsilent Majority rejoining you LIVE from the parking lot of
- Bruno: I saw Coach Saban pull into the stadium this morning when I was pissing in those bushes. He drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls!
- Butch: I once broke into his house to leave him a Valentine’s Day card and some edible panties. Coach Saban’s family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong. It was hanging there right on the wall.
- Gaylord: Did you know that If you drop a phonograph needle on Saban’s nipple, it plays the Beach Boys' Pet Sounds?
- Everyone: TO COACH SABAN!
They’ve continued to drink Appletini’s as they toast their hero, from the looks of it they could be here all night.
4 comments:
I heard he once faught Sasquatch while vacationing in Canada and won. But instead of killing it, he forced it to replace Star Jones on The View.
I hate Nick Sabban. Of course I am a Michigan State fan and he left us right before a bowl game and our program has not recovered since.
THE Unsilent Majority??
UM, was Cuban wearing his mickey mouse shirt during said sandwiches?
wait...nevermind
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