LaVar Arrington is no longer the most overrated defensive player in the NFL. Congratulations LaVar, you've graduated. Instead LaVar has now assumed his roll as the worst starting linebacker in all of football.
(Just so you know I'm not saying all of this out of homerism I will freely admit that Andre Carter is the worst defensive end in the history of football)
The Giants' Intimidator
In his first two games with the Giants LaVar has collected five solo tackles...total. He wasn't run out of DC because of issues with the system or because his fucktard agent botched his contract. He's no longer in Washington because he is no longer an above average football player (just like Mark Brunell!). Thanks to the drawing power of all that is Manning I've had the opportunity to watch both of the Giants games this season. Nobody on the field has been quieter than LaVar, for a guy who's supposed to be an impact player that is a bad sign. The most noise he made last week was in the player introductions when he claimed to be a product of the “School of Hard Knocks”. Cry me a river you middle class ’roid raging bitch!
Of course LaVar is doing everything he can to make you think he doesn't suck balls. Every time I look up Carlos Emmons and/or Antonio Pierce is making a nice tackle. 1.5 seconds later LaVar will jump on top of the already vanquished foe and followed by a good deal of taunting and dry-humping. The former All Pro Meast has been reduced to a complete bitch. Next thing you know he'll have Chris Simms's face tattooed on his chest.
It’s only a matter of time before “double nickels” is outed as the complete fraud he’s become. And yes, I’m feeling a bit bitter this morning…wanna fight about it?
8 comments:
Lavar doesn't care as long as long as those lucrative Eastern Motors endorsement dollars keep rolling in.
UM, wouldn't it be "O-VER-RA-TED?"
Are you that mesmerized by the downfield passing ability of Mark Brunell?
The giants are a fake football team, they aren't really real.
BTW: Mark Brunell's Jesus must have died last night or the Cowboys are using a stronger brand of Jesus.
Why Redskins, why? It hurts so bad.
ray lewis took his place with eastern's...you guys are sooo last year
It is prophecy: LaVar will sack Brun-Brun on Thanksgiving and all of their knees will simultaneously explode. That's how it will go down and the game will end in a 5-5 tie.
LaVar would have totally been there to make those tackles, but when you're 20 yards out of position, it takes that extra second or 2 to get to the play.
bigricks, i will be writing a state of the skins at some point and it won't be pretty. i'm at work and the lavar piece took far less time, he's a total bum who brings nothing to the giants d.
osi and strahan probably won't be able to replicate last season very often, that was special. i'd have more confidence in them if their tackles were a bit better (thanks for cornelius griffin)
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