Tuesday, September 12, 2006

And That Foot Is Me


You won't find a bigger fan of violent pornographic documents and race-baiting flame wars than me. It's what the Internet was built on. But KSK is, unfortunately, a site exclusively dedicated to the NFL and dick jokes, and not in that order. As such, we've got new commenting rules.

-Only registered users can comment. No more anonymous commenting. Only pseudononymous commenting here, dammit.
-Comments will now appear in a pop-up window, so you can avoid hitting the back button.

It's our way of keeping the comments focused on the important issues at hand, like rumphing one's meast. Hey, what smells like oatmeal cookies in here?

23 comments:

doug_plank said...

"Look what crawled in."

Captain Caveman said...

But if we can't comment anonymously, who's going to blame Americans for 9/11?

Unsilent Majority said...

george bush doesn't care about anonymity...or osama

Fornelli said...

I blame Canada for 9/11.

Fuck Canada.

mrmom61 said...

Are you retarded.

CJ said...

Starting to stink of deadspin in here with all of your oppressive rules...

TheBigO said...

George Bush doesn't care about Canada, it's his only redeeming quality.

No more cleveland steamers? Nobody blowin chunks orgy style? That fuckin sucks.

KaLiBLeeK said...

Anything that saves me the horror of anonymous links of people taking dumps on one another...I'm all for.

Suss & The Family Stone said...

9/11 was all an elaborate scheme to get Herm Edwards fired.

Combat Chuck said...

Well, I for one am glad I came up with a blogger identity just before you dropped the whammy on us.

Combat Chuck said...

Woops I meant "brought down the whammy". O screw it.

Rex Mantooth said...

Hey, if all it takes for me to spread my racist propaganda is to register my email address, then so be it. Hey, it's not like I have 151 other email addresses to use. By the way, FUCK LUXUMBORG!!!

flubby said...

"You can take your thumb out of my ass any time now, Carmine."

The Dude said...

George Bush doesn't care about Donovan McNabb's quarterbacking skills.

Jawbreaker said...

So, uh, who ordered the oatmeal cookies?

epsknows said...

Will the Commentist Manifesto be appearing on KSK as it was typed by most of you?

Maybe I will change my name to John Doe that way I can be anonymous without the animosity.

BigTDog said...

KSK hates black people.

Unsilent Majority said...

actually i hate white people

Fornelli said...

I hate people.

Mike said...

It's like my Uncle Spanky used to say, "If you not putting it in the meast, you're gonna get it in the rumph."

apostles03 said...

Ha. I had an Uncle Spanky. When I was a teenager he once imparted the following wisdom in a toast involving him, my dad, and a few other male relatives at a wedding:

"Everything gets bigger, hairier, and closer to the ground".

Cheers!

Unsilent Majority said...

be sure not to miss mike on a very special episode of SVU

The Dude said...

I'm all for the registered users only thing.

EXCEPT WHEN ONE OF THE REGISTERED USERS STEALS MY MONIKER!!!!

I AM THE DUDE, DUDE!