See You At The Polls, And Hope To Not Hear Any Squishy Noises From Behind The Curtain
Given the debatable lack of talent we've seen to stretch our democratic legs, we here at KSK thought it wouldn't be a bad time to have a little election of our own.
Yes, you are voting on cheerleaders today.
This is an FHM spread of the if-you-haven't-seen-it-it's-still-new variety. And we have nine young women eagerly awaiting a decision. Your decision. Decisions, really.
I need a choice from all of you, including the females (especially the females) for first, second, and third. Any information or insight about your selection is most welcome; include it in the comments, following your selections. The three women you select should say something about you. Take your time, there's no butterfly ballot to fuck you up here (click the image to enlarge).
Remember, you're voting for first, second, and third. We'll score it 3 pts. for first, 2 for second, 1 for third, and announce the winner next week. Good luck.
100 comments:
first place: 8
second place: 9
third place: 1
1st: 9
2nd: 8
3rd: 3
1st: 8
2nd: 6
3rd: 7
richard...3's face is like four feet long!
8
2
8
As a female, I offer my insight (as requested)
First Place: 7 From what little I can really see, she seems like the most natural--good pose, not trying too hard
Second Place: 8 No fake tan like the others
Third Place: 6, just because we need a brunette!
I have to point out that some of the facial expressions on these womens' faces disturb me. A bit too intense, or false-toothy-smiley, or wanna be Penthouse (this could be good in male perspective).
1st: 9
2nd: 7
3rd: 6
1st: 8
2nd: 9
3rd: 2
Also receiving votes: Barbaro, burritos.
#1 has the ass
1st: 8
2nd: 9
3rd: 3
8
7
9
FIRST - 4: Coy half smile, boobs to weep for and she's thick enough to handle the weight of a Don...
SECOND - 8: Already lying down! I just like where her head's at.
FIRST - 9: With an ass like that I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
1st: 8
2nd: 9
3rd: 7
8
5
4
First: #1, based solely on the fact that she's sneering.
Second: #6, because the cornered-animal look on her face made me giggle.
Third: #7. Pirate flag.
first: 9
second: 1
third: 2
1st - 9
2nd - 2
3rd - 5
1st: 9
2nd: 7
3rd: 8
1-6 look like guys faces photoshopped on nice ladies bodies.
First Place - #7 Cute, and the most natural looking.
Second - #9 - Easily the prettiest face to me (for girls, yes, that matters)
Third - #6 - She's too tan, but has kind of a Rachel Bilson thing going.
#3 & #4 are scary man-women. No likey.
first place: 7
second place: 8
third place: no vote
1st: 2
2nd: 8
3rd: 9
"richard...3's face is like four feet long!"
I'm willing to bet all these people voting for #3 also have a thing for Ann Coulter.
1st- #7; the only one that actually has a pretty face
2nd- #9; why they gave us a better shot of #1's ass than this girl's is beyond me
3rd- #2; she's taking initiative
honestly I feel the overall quality of the contestants really could and should have been a LOT higher...
xiholy shit, when did there get to be 2 beckys
Those fake-ass, airbrushed bitches make me want to puke.
It's either that or the 4 pounds of raw hamburger I ate a little while ago.
1) #9
2) #2
3) #6
8
7
9
What's wrong with 4's tits?
8, 7, 9
First place: 9-beautiful brunette, great ass, nice rack
Second place: 1-beautiflu brunetter, ass of a goddess
Third place: 7- had to inlcude a blonde, natural body, and based on the logo on her bikini bottom, has not been touched by Chris Simms
UIUC-Chief(too lazy and distraught by burrito's loss, to start an account)
8
7
1
Been around many moons, other Becky. Must be something to this awesome name.
#4 is #1 in flap-jack boobies category.
#9 great butt, cute face
#6 very coy looking
#8 nice lines
I'll have a Number 1 and a Diet Pepsi.
9
8
1
it's like you're better at being me than me...except for all the detroit fandom
2 becky's?
just like my dream last night!
There is no second or third place.
There is only #9.
1st: 7 (bottom boob popping out, any chick and show some side boob)
2nd: 8
3rd: 4
Jesus, the photographer was amazingly talented to capture ALL of them looking like a pig's ass at the same moment, none of these women are very attractive so I'm afraid I can't vote for any of them.
7
6
9k
1st:#4-No contest, Jugs
2nd:#8-Nice blond, and again Jugs
3rd:#6-Jugs
I'll just continue to look at my own tits till the sport comes back. Happens every Friday.
1st: 7
2nd: 9
3rd: 6
siobhan...THESE WOMEN ARE ATHLETES AND YOU WILL RESPECT THEM!!!
s7-2-8
thebigo: excellent.
UM: two Beckys? Were you dreaming about Roseanne? Original Becky was heinous. I think I'd rather DJ, never Darlene.
9
8
7
They are all gorgeous. There are no losers here.
1st: #4
2nd: #8
3rd: #9
9
1
8
There's a joke here but I haven't figured it out yet.
1st:9
2nd:2
3rd:8
How do u not choose 9?!?
They all make it burn when I pee.
My wife agrees.
1st: Lucky #7 because she's the most naturally beautiful of the bunch, plus her smile implies that she just finished polishing Mike Alstott's helmet.
2nd: #6 because her huge melons shout out "Do me" and her eyes shout out "My cat's breath smells like cat food!"
3rd: #9 because she's so confident in her beauty that she doesn't mind having her ass-tan lines show. On top of that, she gets points for being ready to drop a Cleveland Steamer on #6.
#3 and #5 are disqualified although I do like their bravado at being the first pre-op Tranny set of Twins to be NFL cheerleaders.
1st - #7
2nd - #9
3rd - #1
and by the way guys, if u say that u would kick any of these girls out of bed ur lying
1st #8
2nd #8
3rd #8
1st: 2
2nd: 5
3rd: 3
1st: 6
2nd: 7
3rd: 1
you know why 6 is scared of 7?
cuz 7 ate 9!!!
bada bim, bada boom
Skunk
7
9
8
4, 8, then 6. Anyone who disagrees is just plumb loco!!!!
First - 9
Second - 1
Third - 8
For cheerleaders, these girls aren't that attractive. I just chose my 3 cause they look like normal women. The others are a bit scary/freaky looking.
I went to HS with number 9. got dome from her little sister. score!
no the sister is not as good looking
1st: #4 (dark hair, huge rack)
2nd: #9 (dark hair, long legs)
3rd: #2 (a taste of chocolate)
hmmm...upon further review - I bet we couldn't go wrong with two beckys and a bosox siobhan. Just a thought....
8. Not just cause I'm an Iggles fan, either.
Mmm. Plastic.
1st: 8
2nd: 7
3rd: 4
first place:1 (I like that she already looks tired of my shit. Also appreciate that her britches are making like a ninja-sneaking up from behind and wiping 'er out.)
second place:8 (her relative thickness is a plus. she has what we call a take-home package.)
third place:9 (again, she seems hotly disinterested.)
1st: 9
2nd: 2
3rd: 1
More market research data for your female 18-34 demographic:
1) 9 -- Best overall package.
2) 7 -- Genuine smile instead of goofy, practiced, come-hither look.
3) 1 -- Ass like a train wreck. I just can't look away.
1st: 9
2nd: 6
3rd: 3
from a lady -
1st: 6
2nd: 7
3rd: 9
1st goes to number 7 because shes the only one who has a face that doesnt look like a gay mans.
2nd goes to 8 because I like the color green....... and I bet shes into all kinds of freaky sex
3rd goes to number 6 because I cant tell if shes white or black and I dont want anyone calling me a racist for just picking white girls.
1st: 7
2nd: 2
3rd: 9
1st: 4
2nd: 7
3rd: 8
Yay, democracy.
1st: 7
2nd: 8
3rd: 9
7
8
9
I think 4 used to be a man.
first 7
second 6
third 9
Correct me if I am wrong, but isn't #9 Vida Guerra, owner of the worlds best ass? The only way that I would kick any of them out of bed, is if they wanted to do it on the floor, but here are my votes.
1st - 9
2nd - 9
3rd - 9
9
7
8
boo ya
Big T - I believe you mean posteriors' sake.
8
2
6
damn.
1st: 3
2nd: 2
3rd: 7
1st: 7. Cute face.
2nd: 9. Nice face, hot ass.
3rd: 2. Undefined generalized hotness.
Hope the voting extends past the long weekend.
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1
9
1st: #7
2nd: #8
3rd: #9
1st 8
2nd 6
3rd 9
First place: 9. Not even close.
Everyone else is unworthy of the ink. I find it hard to believe that they are all that flawed or funny-looking, This has to be one of the editing room outtakes. Like a photo where everyone blinks...
1
9
7
If you voted for 4 or 5 please report to the Pink Taco for re-education.
1st - 9 I'm thinking really bad thoughts
2nd - 6 She looks tall...?
3rd - 4 cause they're real
1st: 4
2nd: 7
3rd: 8
I think I'm going with
9
4
5
That said, did No. 1 Volunteer for skank position? Was there a questionaire for the girls, like true or false: You have fellated a man in a New Jersey Highway Reststop?
And she answered True?
7
9
and...2
Damn there are some busted girls there
1st - 9
2nd - 7
3rd - 4
1st - 7
2nd - 8
3rd - 9
but let's be honest here... they're all winners...
1st 4
2nd 8
3rd 9
Seriously, it takes some talent to make NFL freaking Cheerleaders look bad in a professional photograph. Bravo to the photographer for his work of anti-art.
1st place: 7 - the only one besides #9 without the mannish face, plus bonus points for the natural-looking smile.
2nd: 9
3rd: 1, uh, I guess, just for having the guts to get one crack in a major magazine and breaking out her best Bitchface.
The polls have just closed. Thanks to everyone who voted.
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