We've sadly come to the final WHO YA GOT? until September and we're left to wonder what can carry us across the seven-month void of no football. Likely it's two activities that will never get old: maliciously glorying in the Greatest Choke Job of All-Time (tm 2007 New England Patriots, all rights reserved) or some good old-fashioned fucking, like yo mamma used to make. Which is better? Which will help us more to cope with the offseason? WHO YA GOT?
Laughing at the Patriots______Coitus
Fucked in what sense
Figurative_____Literal, also the butt if you bought dinner
Ability to point, say "18-1"______Sexual organs, booze
Who can't do it
Whiny, hypocritical Pats fans__________Dr. Who fans
Tummy hurts from laughing so much__AIDS, assorted other STDs, children
Has Eli done it?
Yes_________Eli wouldn't know
Working mocking the Pats into your fucking