IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!
HOLY SHIT! THEY LET TWO(!) REDSKINS IN THE HALL OF FAME(!), AT ONCE!
DARRELL GREEN?! FIRST BALLOT!
ART MONK?!?! FINALLY!!!
I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! AND I DON'T EVEN CARE!
I'm still not anywhere near Canton. Ohio blows.
This post was written by Jake Jarmel and edited by Elaine Benes.
19 comments:
Canton is the most boring-ass place on the planet. And I was once stuck in the Nebraska airport for seven hours - I know boring-ass places.
But I will be there. Because fuck you Adam Schefter.
WWWOOOOO! At long last Redskins fans can shut the fuck up!
All night DTC party at Unsilent's in Georgetown!
I wish I had more hands!
So I could give that party 4 thumbs down.
What happened to the dipshit Redskins fans? I mean the post, I know the people are still around.
Just a placeholder until the Maj roused himself from his high long enough to put up his homer post.
I'm just wondering what keywords UM used to find that particular picture from a Google image search.
@smurphette - Great Chapelles Show reference.
I can't stand the Redskins, but the fact that Art Monk hadn't made it into the HOF before now was a fucking travesty of a sham of a mockery.
Congrats, UM.
smurphette, i believe the chappelle's show quote you were lookin for is:
IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!
fuck you peter king
fuck you len pasquerelli
fuck you "dr." Z
And as a service to your typical Patriots fan, here's the Wikipedia entry for Andre Tippett (he used to play for the Patriots when you were watching the Celtics):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Tippett
+1 brother mouzone
Holy shit, they finally voted in Emmitt Thomas. Thanks, old timers!
Being a Chiefs fan means milking the glory years of the early '70s over and over again. It's like being the curator of the Nixon Library, but without all the fun and excitement.
Who knew Tippett was a Jew? Definitely no one in Boston.
Black bar mitzvahs
Similar to werewolf bar mitzvahs?
/pops collar
And the Jake Jarmel/Elaine Benes thing...I love a good "exclamation point" joke. Well done!!!
Jeez...the Maj is round...and high.
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