Saturday, February 2, 2008

IT'S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!


HOLY SHIT! THEY LET TWO(!) REDSKINS IN THE HALL OF FAME(!), AT ONCE!

DARRELL GREEN?! FIRST BALLOT!

ART MONK?!?! FINALLY!!!

I JUST CRAPPED MY PANTS! AND I DON'T EVEN CARE!


I'm still not anywhere near Canton. Ohio blows.

This post was written by Jake Jarmel and edited by Elaine Benes.

19 comments:

ben said...

Canton is the most boring-ass place on the planet. And I was once stuck in the Nebraska airport for seven hours - I know boring-ass places.

But I will be there. Because fuck you Adam Schefter.

Christmas Ape said...

WWWOOOOO! At long last Redskins fans can shut the fuck up!

All night DTC party at Unsilent's in Georgetown!

smurphette said...

I wish I had more hands!

So I could give that party 4 thumbs down.

twoeightnine said...

What happened to the dipshit Redskins fans? I mean the post, I know the people are still around.

Christmas Ape said...

Just a placeholder until the Maj roused himself from his high long enough to put up his homer post.

swing4 said...

I'm just wondering what keywords UM used to find that particular picture from a Google image search.

Pepster said...

@smurphette - Great Chapelles Show reference.

Otto Man said...

I can't stand the Redskins, but the fact that Art Monk hadn't made it into the HOF before now was a fucking travesty of a sham of a mockery.

Congrats, UM.

the great bambi said...

smurphette, i believe the chappelle's show quote you were lookin for is:

IT'S A CELEBRATION BITCHES!!!

fuck you peter king
fuck you len pasquerelli
fuck you "dr." Z

Brother Mouzone said...

And as a service to your typical Patriots fan, here's the Wikipedia entry for Andre Tippett (he used to play for the Patriots when you were watching the Celtics):

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andre_Tippett

the great bambi said...

+1 brother mouzone

Otto Man said...

Holy shit, they finally voted in Emmitt Thomas. Thanks, old timers!

Being a Chiefs fan means milking the glory years of the early '70s over and over again. It's like being the curator of the Nixon Library, but without all the fun and excitement.

twoeightnine said...

Who knew Tippett was a Jew? Definitely no one in Boston.

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Ruthless Gravity said...

Black bar mitzvahs

dickey simpkins said...

Similar to werewolf bar mitzvahs?

BEHM777 said...

/pops collar

B.E. Earl said...

And the Jake Jarmel/Elaine Benes thing...I love a good "exclamation point" joke. Well done!!!

Jackin'4Beats said...

Jeez...the Maj is round...and high.