Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Lions fans express optimism in rhyme

This is the duo No Parking. He is "Bus Stop". She is "City Limit" (incidentally, it would appear this city limit begins just out of frame). They predict a Detroit Super Bowl victory in this cinematic colossus.

I am well aware that mocking rapping white kids is the lowest of the low hanging fruit. (he gets the sack!) It's not even hanging anymore. (he calls the plays!) That banana in on the effing ground. (he wants a trade!) What can I say, I have no self-discipline whatsoever. Pray for me, won't you?



(Hat tip to the stone cold mack of college sports blogs: Card Chronicle)

27 comments:

Archimedes said...

I particularly enjoyed the second of 'feeling the beat' that Bus Stop threw in there before he really really started spitting such catchy ass lyrics.

SlideShow Bob said...

i dont see how Roy Williams wanting a trade is a good thing.

Sill better then the Glaskow Diamonds.

Otto Man said...

I'm really glad they decided to revamp these musical sequences for "Juno."

quiet strength said...

Well, if these talented young artists say it's so then it must be. I'll be placing my bets!

the great bambi said...

so we went from New England's only black fan to Detroit's only white fans...next up, San Fransisco's only straight fan(though he is a little curious) and Oakland's only sane fan! i miss football

Brady's a douchebag said...

These kids are fucking whiter than Welkah. Maybe Brady will request a trade to the Lions to get this kind of white fan support!

fallex said...

@Bambi:
followed by Carolina's only mullet-less fan, the only Falcons' fan who is a college grad, and the only living Bills fan.

Ben said...

Dammit, aren't these supposed to be funny and not make me heave a gusty, depressed sigh? Low-hanging or dropped-to-the-ground fruit is one thing, but this fruit's fetid stench fouls the air like...like...after Cheney leaves a room? Osi's ladyfriend's chest?

Jeffrey said...

...the only female Packers fan under 200lbs?

the only Ravens fan with a criminal record shorter than the players?

the only Chiefs fan...?

the great bambi said...

@fallex
and green bay's only skinny fan, the bears' only non-mustachioed fan, the giants' only fan who is classy enough to drink amstel light, the bengals' one fan who isn't a felon, the jaguars' one fan who roots for a black QB, and the cardinals' one and only fan

the great bambi said...

huh, looks like we're missing an "I could do this all day tag"

Pepster said...

Or, at least a "bambi could do this all day tag"

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

"mom's spaghetti, yeh, somethin somethin, mom's spaghetti, yeh, word"

Grimey said...

Matt Millen's got them baggy sweat pants and the Reeboks with the strap / He turned around and called Johnnie Morton a fag

Otto Man said...

the only Chiefs fan...?

Present!

Christmas Ape said...

Teah o9lee7 Stteelres f4an woo ken ree8d?

quiet strength said...

The only skinny Colts fan?

The only distinctive Seahawks fan?

I guess the tag would be "We could do this 32 times without repeating a team."

Pemulis said...

"we could do this for an hour, then we'd run out of teams"

or

"we could come up with tags all day about how much time could be spent doing this, but that would prevent the post from getting...well, posted"

TurleyGirlie said...

The only Saints fan not living in a FEMA trailer?

Jackin'4Beats said...

Making fun of bored white kids rapping over Flo rida's (who the fuck is that) beat is high comedy on a Wednesday afternoon.

So Harry Potter's a rapper now?

Check out parking pass' iced out fiddy cdnt piece. Gangsta is too soft a word to describe her.

Still not as hard as these gangstaz tho.

MannysHeadStash said...

They're totally going to get into a Nas/Jay-Z style feud with Kige Ramsey. My money's on Kige, though. You know that notebook is full of rhymes.

The Pirate Sloth said...

"The only distinctive Seahawks fan?"


I got ya covered. I have a tan.

SonOfSpam said...

Rhyming "champs" with "Gi-ants"? C'est magnifique!

Zamboni said...

They'll never make it as rappers . . . They acknowledged the beat they blatantly ripped off.

Leaking Geek said...

This is a thesis on "How white does not make right...especially in rap".

/Pulls fork from eye

quiet strength said...

Nicely done turley.

MoonshineMike said...

If this was Vikings Video, I would swear it was BDD and his cousin Earl.