Thursday, February 14, 2008

KSK's Valentine to ... Brady Quinn


Whhhhhhaaaa? You got something for mmmmeeeee? Nnnnnnoooo, you shouldn't've, YOU BIG SILLY.

Oooh, thank you, thank you, you big huge Mister Mansssssss. Now I forgive you for all that nasty talk you was giving me on New Year's Eve. You always knew I liked to be debased just a lil'.

That's right, put down that gushing bottle of EAS and come give me some sugar, cuddlefish.

And don't think I forgot YOUR gift.

16 comments:

quiet strength said...

You know, the first clue that Brady may be gay was when he tried to hire Agador from The Birdcage to be his butler with his signing bonus. Well...maybe not the first clue, but still...

Pemulis said...

Brady was not afraid of his Guatamaleness, his heat.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

You know how I know your gay, you listen to Coldplay.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Oh, I'll totally jump on that bandwagon:

Brady Quinn has a rainbow bumper sticker on his car that says, "I like it when balls are in my face."


/padding Ape's comment count, since it's Valentine's Day

SonOfSpam said...

Brady Quinn's preseason holdout was really about getting a planet full of unicorns.

"Welcome to La Fogata...can I get you something to drink?"
"Spermarita. With salt."

Christmas Ape said...

Eh, the post was an excuse to run the latest Planet Unicorn episode

1972DavidBowieFromTheZiggyStardustTour said...

You know how I know Brady Quinn is gay? He grabs his ankles and gets buttfucked by dudes.

/heard it through the grapevine

KC Cal said...

Can't wait for Brady to get traded to San Francisco. It would be the perfect setting for him! He can hang out at the Castro!

futuremrsrickankiel said...

No way Quinn is getting traded. The Browns won't get anything near market value for him and it'd be stupid to throw away a 1st-round pick like that without making sure they can get a good deal. Quinn won't trade at anywhere near full value until he's had more than half a game of regular-season experience. They'd be much more likely to trade Anderson first -- it would be stupid in a football sense, but smarter in a business sense...

futuremrsrickankiel said...

On second thought, perhaps I am retarded and you meant that facetiously, in which case I will go ahead and shut the fuck up.

dick_gozinia said...

Brady Quinn-acorn

Heyyyyyy!!!

Chris said...

I've consulted T.O. about Brady Quinn, and while he didn't want to call him gay, he did say if he walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then he must be in fact gay. I'm confused as to how he was able to make that leap, but if there is one thing in life I've learned, it is not to question the wisdom of a man with 25 million reason to live.

BTW, I'm 43 years old and self employed, yet still make time on a daily basis to check out KSK (although rarely commenting). What I'm struggling with is the fact that I may be the most immature middle aged man on the planet. Either that or I just have a unique appreciation for the wisdom of Ape and the boys, not to mention dick jokes.

MartinTheMerciless said...

I'm betting Tom Cruise and Rudolf on the Quinella.

Kevin said...
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Kevin said...

Brady, you should take care not to wear pink polos if you seek to avoid unwanted male attention.

Leaking Geek said...

Overheard at a gay bar:

I wouldn't fuck Brady Quinn with your dick!