Friday, February 1, 2008

Eeeeeeeevil Peyton!


MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Arizona police will never find the tanks of deadly CX gas I've hidden under the stadium! None will survive! No one will ever outshine me! MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

via Stampede Blue

28 comments:

Rant_Casey said...

Now according to FKS that goatee makes him a douchebag, right? Or was it an asshole???

smurphette said...

I mean, he's not exactly a dreamboat most of the time, but grossss. Soul patches are excellent indicators of colossal douchebags.

quiet strength said...

There's a city statute that requires all men between the ages of 19 and 31 in Indianapolis to have a goatee. It's true.

Alan said...

[gas valves fly open]

futuremrsrickankiel said...

He wants you too, Malachi. He wants you too.

Manas said...

peyton's ability to grow facial hair matches that of an 11-year-old's.

naptown drew said...

Hopefully facial hair allows one to find open receivers in the playoffs.

/still bitter

Big Daddy Drew said...

Alan wins.

naptown drew said...

@quiet strength

I've fashioned a goatee on to myself but it's not on my face. So I guess you're right.

Otto Man said...

Now he's just one chin shaving away from joining the Village People.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Just in time for Little League/Molesting season.

Grimey said...

wash u face

Tom Holzerman said...

Dude, goatees don't equal evil. Handlebar moustaches, however...

Otto Man said...

Dude, goatees don't equal evil.

Evil Spock, Evil Knight Rider, and Evil Cartman all beg to differ.

ColeTrain said...

@otto man

eeevil shenanigans!

Otto Man said...

I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy who says shenaningans!

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Don't forget Flexo...

John Benjamin said...

@ Quiet Strength:

Being from the nap, never there been a truer assement ever posted on this site.

/cuts self with razor, applies tp

Leaking Geek said...

Priceless Pep Talk: Worried that you look like a pasty, fey NFL quarterback? Tired of being the recipient of endless atomic wedgies at the hands of your Kicker?

One word: Goatee.

John said...

Methinks you're thinking of VX gas.

fallex said...

@Otto:

MMMMM, Piiiistol Whip

Hank said...

Is that a goatee on Peyton or just a bullseye for Kenny Chesney?

SlideShow Bob said...

But FutureMrs. Flexo was the good Bender.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

Can it, jerkwad!

Nah, I'm just joshing. You're all right.



/stands corrected

swing4 said...

Peyton actually looks better with the prison vagina than without it.

There, I said it.

peytonloveskenny said...

Since when is Peyton Manning capable of growing facial hair?

genius said...

Why is Scott Peterson still on TV?

Otto Man said...

How could I forget Flexo?

Must've been my ass whiplash acting up again.