Tuesday, February 5, 2008

Giant Fans Are Happy, Gay



"No interlocking! No interlocking! People might get the wrong idea!"

via the incomparable 289

36 comments:

SonOfSpam said...

Jake Gyllenhall thought that was difficult to watch.

/so did Ledger's corpse

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Million to one says 18 has never seen a boob.

Big Daddy Drew said...

I'd say the odds are far better than that.

Ya Boy Blue said...

Double or nothing those are really undercover Pats fans lashing out

/overcome with schadenfreude

Big Daddy Drew said...

I liked that all the one guy had to do was say HANDS and everyone took that as their cue.

Upstate Underdog said...

Billion to one says any of them have gotten laid.

Otto Man said...

I love how the Strahan jersey mounted his friend Dirty Dancing style. "Just one dude ridin' another."

And wow, "Walking in a Manning Wonderland"? Worst. Celebration Song. Ever.

Richard said...

I enjoyed reading the tags, THEN watching the video and realizing what each of them meant.

"Pointing to your groin? What was that one suppos...ahh, there it is."

Upstate Underdog said...

These guys must have shared a Zima during the game.

Jordan said...

@ Hercules Rockefeller -

This is the internet age, my friend.

naptown drew said...

I saw one like this for the Colts win last year except the guys humping each other were all related.

Upstate Underdog said...

@jordan, I think he meant in the flesh.

the great bambi said...

@ upstate

wait, so does that mean the drawings in the 6th grade health book don't count???? ......goddammit

Nashville Steeler Fan said...

sweet mother of god, i am blind

JAMMQ said...

Shouldn't there be an "i always hurt the ones i love tag", because I'm guessing at least one of those guys is a commenter here.

Matt said...

Faggotry run amuck...

Biggus Rickus said...

That's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.

Biggus Rickus said...

Ironically, these guys called a couple of guys at the bar "fuckin' queeahs" later that night.

Richard said...

@biggus rickus...

Your welcome, Patton Oswalt.

Otto Man said...

That's gayer than eight guys blowing nine guys.

... with an extra dick left over to go in an ear.

/patton

Biggus Rickus said...

richard,

Yeah, I kind of assumed anyone reading this blog would recognize the quote. But I'll be sure to supply bibliographies from now on.

Ricardo said...

I hope this isn't the last time we see the "a feagles jersey?" tag.

romolovescock said...

cmon, if your team won a super bowl or any championship..you'd be like that too

/awkwardly steps backward out of room

Big Daddy Drew said...

Oh, my celebration would be FAR gayer.

Otto Man said...

Mine would involve a face tattoo.

Of course, I'm a Chiefs fan, so I can make that promise knowing it'll never happen.

twoeightnine said...

My celebration would probably involve full frontal nudity and jail. Possibly not in that order.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Otto - Make sure you spell "Chiefs" right.

Otto Man said...

Good point, Chris.

/great googly moogly

Bulger in My Pants said...
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BEHM777 said...

Wow. That was sick.

devang said...

It's ironic that #18 calls Belisecondplace a vagina when he's probably never seen one.

That said, Go Giants!!!*

*Disclaimer: I'm in no way associated with any of these people in the video, nor do I resemble the stereotypical Jersey male with slicked back hair and 7 gold chains. I do not troll through the malls eating at Sbarro's.

My Insignificant Life said...

basement bedroom at parent's house + PC = This Crap

/going back to PC in den.

J.L. White said...

Jeez, I don't know what the big deal is. Whenever I watch a football game with my friends, we all unexpectedly break out into lame song parodies. Then we to a bathhouse and get ejaculated upon by 6 strange men. Just normal guy behavior, right?

J.L. White said...

Oh yeah, when the Seahawks win a Super Bowl, I plan on starting a snowball fight with Hitler and Reggie White down in hell (if Roger Goodell has anything to say about it).

BabyBananaGrabber said...

A face tattoo, you say?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T8guMii5Uuw

I like how he talks about getting everything right down to the smallest detail, then later they say he'll get the Lombardi trophy tattooed on the top of his head. Yeah, because that's where it goes.

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